Bastards......

[The G-Man]

Just as a warning, I am about to go off on a pissed off rant.

So, I was on my way home from work tonight, and I had to stop by the local Food Lion to get some tortilla chips for a party in Spanish class tomorrow. It was like 10 til 10 and there were only a few cars, I got a spot right next to the handicapped spots in the front. Nobody parked on either side of me.

I go in the store, get my chips, and pay.

I come out, and now this, pretty new chevy truck is parked right next to me and there are people inside, and the windows are down. I put my chips in the trunk, and walk over to my door. I look at the door as I am grabbing the handle, and there is SPIT right where the window meets the door and some more in the window.

At this point I was about to cry, and pissed the fuck off ready to beat heads in. I thought about going back around to the trunk grabbing my tire iron (it is one of those ones with 4 sockets, like a cross) and busting the fuck out of his tailight and truck bed. But, of course that would get me in a shitload of trouble.

Instead, I get in, start my car, roll down the window, tell the bastard "You need to learn to aim you motherfucking redneck!" promtly gave him the finger, and sped away from the parking lot.

I hate assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok, end of rant.

['93accordse]

ugh, sucks man, sorry.

[93accordexcoupe]

i would have just told him he owned a chevy, great dis right there

[Hondavtec4208]

IDE feel the same way man. Good thing you didnt bust anything though because like you said it would get you in alot of trouble... thats really stupid though of them.

[According2Aaron]

Are you sure they did it? If so, I would've had to spit on their truck.

[The G-Man]

What is funny, was when I got home my dad told me I should have busted his head with the tire iron.

[rickyduckworth]

you did the right thing but i know how hard it was.......i'm growing up that way too, picking my battles....it eats me alive, but i can't afford a court case or lawsuit and i have kids to think of first......

but hey, no damage, they're bitches and they'll fuck with the wrong person on a bad day and get what they deserve.....

[The G-Man]

Are you sure they did it? If so, I would've had to spit on their truck.

It had to be them. I saw the spit bubbling and running down.

It also looked like they drooled all over their own door too.

[93accordexcoupe]

k heres a good one for ya. for the rest of the year collect saliva from u and kids at ur school in a bucket. find that truck again, wait till its alone. pour ur saliva bucket in the bed of it. better yet, if the doors are unlocked the cab would be a great place too

[According2Aaron]

It had to be them. I saw the spit bubbling and running down.

It also looked like they drooled all over their own door too.

Well, like I said, if it was them, you should've spit on their truck. But I know Im just spouting off "I-wooduh-duns" but I think I would've. But it is a good thing you were rational.

[According2Aaron]

k heres a good one for ya. for the rest of the year collect saliva from u and kids at ur school in a bucket. find that truck again, wait till its alone. pour ur saliva bucket in the bed of it. better yet, if the doors are unlocked the cab would be a great place too

Good idea, but I would pour it all over the cab instead of the bed.

[Big Body LX]

Man.. I was expecting to read they hit your car.... kind of like what happened to me while I was inside Exxon.. came out to see my door in a V-shape and no body saw anything...

[AccordAnimal]

You made a great decision! Interacting with fools, only makes you one of them. That decision will save you an ass load of headaches.

[The G-Man]

You made a great decision! Interacting with fools, only makes you one of them. That decision will save you an ass load of headaches.

I guess you missed the part where I flipped them off and yelled obsenities their way.

[civic_90_08]

thats when its nice to have to pee very badly. I would have told those motherfuckers what i thought to there faces.. I would have went back in the store, called the owner up to the front of the store, Knocked the shit out of him, told him to fuck off at his momma's house like usuall, and i would then went out side took the metal pipe out from under my seat(protection, i dont live in the best part of NC) and i would have knocked out all the windows, head lights, grill, tailights, and anything else i could hit with it.

then i would get in my car and slowly drive away


if you cant tell i wouldnt was someone messing with my car..

EDIT:no im not serious...but i wouldnt want someone messing with my car

-Jordan