ehh dont like that burnt

[Mike]

this needs no explination...just look ...and laugh

[Mike]

i may be in trouble soon for the ebay link...... but i haddddd to share it

[PakaloloHonda]

LMFAO .. one a the questions he was asked ..

Q: Today is my birthday and I really want this toast. Can I pay you in gift cards?

A: Excellent question, I get asked this about once every 365 questions. I'm sorry,
but I do not accept gift cards. Have you thought about dipping into your 401K
to pay for the toast? Or maybe your childs college fund?
See what you can do and get back with me. Happy Birthday!

Ofawk .. I've seen it all now ..

Toasty !!!
Tomi

[MikeW]

Disclaimer: Although considered a delicacy in France and parts of Canada, this toast is meant as a collectable and is not meant for consumption. Do not eat this toast. Do not put this toast in your mouth. No comas esta tostada. May cause temporary memory loss. This toast is not affiliated with the movie Snakes On A Plane and makes no representation. This toast is being preserved in a vacuum sealed bag, in a freezer, and is aging like a fine box of wine. May cause temporary memory loss. This toast will be shipped overnight. The background music that you do not hear is because it was not purchased. This toast will not save you 15% on your car insurance. This auction is for entertainment purposes only. Finally, I reserve the right to cancel any bid for any reason. May cause temporary memory loss.

Thats fuckin hilarious...gotta love the spanish warning wow i gotta try to sell some of my old/aged/specialty foods

[Fr0z3N]

I would hit whoever gave me that as a gift.

[k-mart]

lollerskates.

[93EXaesthetic]

ha that is good stuff... whatever happened to jesus toast?

[Mike]

I would hit whoever gave me that as a gift.

[MikeW]

somebody ate it/him

[Gemini]

wow, thats a knee slapper right thur!!

[tunerman]

i want that

[Spartan1987]

I just sold my magic toenail clippings last week that were blessed by Tom Cruise and Chuck Norris, following the release of Talledega Nights. I managed to make $10,000 and now am living my dream life.
Thank you Tom Cruise.
Thank you Chuck Norris.

[sonikaccord]

Mint condition???

[Spartan1987]

Mint condition???

Of course, and I can get more at anytime. Tom Cruise is my god and when I pray at his altars he blesses me with toenail clippings and an empty bank account. I wouldn't have it any other way.

[PakaloloHonda]

Hahahaa .. the dude replied back to my question ...

Q: Yo .. I'll trade ya 2 green eggs and spam I am, for that there piece a toast!
The spam was licked by Alice Cooper LMK

A: Yo, pakalolohonda. I do so like green eggs and spam! Thank you! Thank you!
Sam-I-am! I don't mean to boast, but my toast is the most and your deal sounds super,
but Alice Cooper?

A Hui Hou !!!
Tomi