Why didn't we do this along time ago?

[mrhonda]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Lee Edwards
Crouse Kimzey Colorado
P. O. Box 5864
Colorado Springs, CO 80931

[h22sparkle]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting
unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Lee Edwards
Crouse Kimzey Colorado
P. O. Box 5864
Colorado Springs, CO 80931

damn its a wrap for the sand people

[texasvtak]

damn its a wrap for the sand people

[MikeW]

x2...specially them texas ppl...they shoot first, shoot some more, throw an explosive device of some sort, then ask questions(i know from experience)...

[Gemini]

oh shit!!LOL...and send in pookey and ray ray for backup.

[93EXaesthetic]

haha rednex

[maroonaccord2.2]

I heard that they LOVE cb7s too......what a shame.

[devilblue14]

Hey we are what we are. lol

[chessboxer]

fucking sand people, always trying to jab us with sticks.

[Accord R33]

javas > tuscan raiders

[texasvtak]

javas > tuscan raiders

JaWas.

[chessboxer]

coffee > tuscan raiders?

[mondojackal]

javas > tuscan raiders

haha
obi-wan>tuscan raiders..literally..

[CustomLowz]

til friday, i give em til tomorrow

Eh, tomorrow or friday, whichever comes first...

[sackingz123]

The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri,
Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and
have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Lee Edwards
Crouse Kimzey Colorado
P. O. Box 5864
Colorado Springs, CO 80931

techinally muslims do believe in jesus and jesus is a prophet to the muslims but iam not callin all Iraqis muslims since there is a good sized of christan iraqis...just a fact