Rap Battle Cypher

[MRX]

The quiet kid, thought i was always so gentle?
then its essential for me to pencil down my lyrical credentials.
Two shoulders, two devils, and ear whispers,
I black out like blank pictures,
then awake to bloody fixtures.
No recollection practically,
of victims screaming dramatically,
masses were confused,
then executed with radical tacticals,
severing juggulars and clavicles.
Two options, u can wild wit me
with an evil mentality,
or have a turbo welded to ur forehead,
just to boost your morality.

[Tnwagn]

^Nice

This is some funny stuff right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDJL_3QEEM

[doughboy415]

"still fluid in staccato "
Nice flow kid

Yo doughboy, i couldnt see the vids, is the link correct?

try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwsk6_8L6hI

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x6plEvv2mU

[blazenem]

^Nice

This is some funny stuff right here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrDJL_3QEEM

wtf them some big ass teeth

[Tnwagn]

try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qwsk6_8L6hI

and this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x6plEvv2mU

As one guy posted in response to those vids

TheSaurus/ILLmaculate are unfuckwitable.

[DirtySouthHonda]

Broken Clock Records

the starting process of the illegal graduation/nerds and geeks gettin' diplomas without an education/my rhymes are shiny like big booty dimes/my mind works like a broken clock/it never tells time/I spit off the wall brain teasers/I run the high school hallways runnin' over teachers/hitting brain smart students in the head with doors from open lockers/I collect my benjamin franklin lunch money like lego blockers/all the slow learnin' girls are lookin' real sexy/the geeks and the acne nerds are always muggin me/they drive a ford station wagon with plastic spinners/I drive a 1992 CB7 go ahead take a picture/I'm the reason why your car looks like a tampon/I colored your car with red and white crayola crayons/I'm like the reverend I always preach my way/while you sit and play Dungeons & Dragons all day/Call my car a rice rurner while you burn minute rice/You shop at Wal-Mart I come out the mall lookin' real nice/Girls be jumpin' on me while they dissin' you/You're just like your pocket protector it's a reflection of you.

[93EXaesthetic]

im the coolest on the mic / always on that flyness / with the finest keepin it positive no minus / you guys stay high leavin you eye less / i got 3rd eye blindness with flows thats timeless / plz it was written / i lay down laws like the code of hammurabeee you cant stop me/ i got more styles than wikipedia got knowledge files / you know your dead wrong like prisoner pedophiles / you mc's is fake like gran turismo simulations / lacking innovation brain dead on your playstationz / should have x-boxed it / modded your brain structure / your style is busted / like adolescents looking at porno magz / you dudes is gettin no money like dead beat dads / pay your billz mang / take some accounting / got the beat bouncing / like hoes n strippers / im tryin to get my cut like barbers clippers /

i spit like my lungs full of phlegm / battlin at least 10 / cuz 10 aint on my level / i stepped up / you dudes probably got the HIV get your check up / see time fly's by like west coast drive by's / so i keep my head low and connect like wifi / so why try / my style is hotter than tea kettlez / i wait until the heat settlez / and stay harder than alloy metals / im earthquakin throwin sucker punches /

bleh.. bleh... bleh.. brainstormin / with a brain thats enormous / i need brain from that girl.. over there looking gorgeous / excuse the grammer / no citations needed / but i need a size C cuz i wasnt breast feeded / ... hehe..

[MRX]

Anybody else got fuckin' writer's block? lol

[rickycb7tuner]

everybody needs ta just lay back n roll ah fat one like....

roll that shit light that shit an smoke it/
but make that loot like me an stay focused/
who woulda thought this white boy would bring the dope sh*t, its SICK, cloggin up brain cells wit ova dosage/
my leathal injection prone im in the zone/
find me ah spot with mah cb7 an call it home/
recline let this dude drink jack D ta getta jonez/
just rememba my mental is sharp like terra dome/
second half my logical staff, the afta math/
ah blood bath for my verbal assault, ill kum in ya girlz a$$ now/
actin like ya shook dude... like MeF said, im the best thing since cooked food!

[MRX]

I'd only be touched if u vomited the real stuff,
instead he hiccup'd stories of some damn canibus,
like i can't bust, smokin' up ur own memory
wish they would spit wit some multies and similies.
u couldn't rip tracks wit 9 second CB's,
even bitches look down on you like ur first name's polygamy.
You vultures of our culture circle round and pray,
clashed in the heavens but now we roll in graves,
I bless hip-hop and PB blast the old day's rust,
but its crap like that that got me takin' a rap hiatus.

[lilbluecb7]

i would join in on this but i got writer's block like a mofo lol i cant think for shit

[jboyce]

spittin on some negativley concocted shit/
my lyrics so hot, you drop em like your momma did, when you was a baby kid/
so sexy you attemptin to marry it, only to be denied like you aint the right height/
cause you know my cypers tight, like yo girl was before i stole her on prom night/
you can sigh light, or sigh heavy
your mom didnt cry when i got those thighs spreading/
but you still die in pieces gettin ripped to shreds like confetti/
like a blow job wit no betty, yo girl is on my dick kid/
you tell her hop off but that dog just wont listen/
creepin through the fog spittin, your only hot like a dog on his knees lickin/
like cinderalla yo, you got that frog smitten/
an you gots no tickets for the event an i dont accept visitin/
so sick n twisted you get buried beneath my feet/
you aint scary you more like pee wee herman with yellow teeth/
so certainly deserving to be cursed at n hurt wit these words/
enforcin the law you so wack you get locked behin bars/
pretend to by ignorant cause girls on the small bus jock my magic missle/
you dont squeeze triggers bitches, you just squeeze my cock like its a pistol/
sittin in the middle doctors say i'm unconditioned just a little/
i get more competition playin marbles with the mental/
i rip your car apart in a milisecond while your in the mirror gettin interviewed/
sittin on your deck when you deal your hand it makes me giggle/
your bars don't hurt kid, they actually kinda tickle/

[10thcb7]

call a tech medic
tell em 10thcb7
just wrecked fed ex
king of a mic when i wield it
get lickd like dum-dums
runnin thru wit guns drawn'
ur belts aint safety i hope
your soul has an alarm
Knock beats da trunk
split a crack in da box
askin can you hassle mea naw
flo ok but im jaugernoght.

12 bars fuckers
haha yall shit lame !
Tejas Ownes it that some real talk

[DhN]

this kids verse? everyone thinks he should change it
fed ex? naw only thing you wreck is the english language
ya verse stunk,keep it moving..walk it out like unk
out the thread that is,cause ya bout to get punked
he even knows hes wack but this ass stays rappin
matter fact the only mic you should be on's last names jackson
I got them anxious for more..people cant wait till this dude drops
while 10th's raps stay slackin like anerexics tube tops
you wrong,theres no need for a medic i lyrically raped you
call an english teacher ASAP,thats the only thing that will save you

[jboyce]

whos gonna get down on some audio wit me, anyone can write.

http://s92198702.onlinehome.us/rizap.mp3