my tire blew on the highway, yes im fine, then when we got it all fixed up with my old reg tire, my lug nuts dont fit right, but stayed on, then when i went to start my car it wouldnt fucking start because my hazards killed the battery. so the police lady called a tow truck to come jump start it, they trired to tell me that it will cost $75, so i was like, i have jumper cables, the cop said that my mom couldnt jump it because she would have to be nose to nose, and you cant do that on the highway.
so my mom pulls next to me in the grass, and jumped me, and im home and safe now, but God was looking over us tonight......
the end
so my mom pulls next to me in the grass, and jumped me, and im home and safe now, but God was looking over us tonight......
the end



...and i hate cops....


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