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Originally posted by DoctorCipher
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how many jews does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there too cheap to buy light bulbs.
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Originally posted by starchland
................i dont get it
lisa is long gone, but sophie is here!
i got a good feeling about this one
im going to have to
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Originally posted by 90exaccord ................i dont get it
ok...
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Originally posted by DoctorCipher
Upgrade your mind before you upgrade your car
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How do you keep a moron in suspense?
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what does the italian mob and eating pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you are in deep! I say this yesterday in bathroon stall!!
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hahaha..that is hilariousOriginally posted by accordtunerZZwhat does the italian mob and eating pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue and you are in deep! I say this yesterday in bathroon stall!!
Click ^^^ for MR ThreadOriginally posted by steelbluesleepRComment
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Who makes more money a prostitute or a drug dealer?
A prostitute because she could wash her crack and sell it again
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.
Lady 1: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
The pharmacist fainted.Bean Town Crew Member #3
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"They Aint the REAL McCOY!"Comment
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."Bean Town Crew Member #3
Lovin' the 6MT w/ Nav TL!
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im gonna keep you in suspence for the rest of the day. you wanna know how?
ill tell you later....Comment
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