crazy laws

[tn_accords]

here is one in TEXAS

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

a bet this really is helping

[C91BLX7]

"Dwarf-tossing," the strange practice of hurling dwarfs in padded suits, is outlawed in the bars of Springfield, Ill., because it's dangerous and exploitative. The practice is apparently allowed elsewhere in town, with a special permit.

Chicago: Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire; It is illegal to give a dog whiskey;

lol

[4thgenaccord]

here is one in TEXAS

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

a bet this really is helping

Damn, I knew I forgot to mail those letters.

[MikeW]

I forget the state, but i read that standing outside a vehicle, while masturbating, while a couple inside the vehicle is having sex....is considered "Molestation of a Vehicle"

Ive heard that butterfly one before..

These are the ones i found funniest:

Missouri
• Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri. --dumb
• Children can buy shotguns in KC, Missouri, but not toy cap guns.

• Four women may not rent an apartment together. <-- I strongly disagree.

• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.

• In Springfield, door to door salesman are prohibited from selling their goods while standing in the middle of the road, screaming at passing vehicles.

• In St. Louis, it's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

Ultimate:
• It is illegal to have oral sex.
• It is not illegal to speed.

• Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

• Marceline: Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

• Marquette: It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

• Mole: Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

• Natchez: It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

• Purdy: Dancing is strictly prohibited. - "Everybody cut Foot Loose!"

• A milk man may not run while on duty.

Some of these have to be BS..."not illegal to speed" ?? I dont think so...

[heartbreaka72]

are these laws still in effect?

yes they are still in effect but really never enforced