Ok so i move back home with my parents
they are both borderline alcoholics with my mom being more then my dad.
my dad is a paremedic, my mom is a preacher, particullarly a childrens minister.
shes a bi polar preaching alchohlic. who takes anti-depressants, and pops caffiene pills to stay awake during work as her zoloft makes her drowsy. Of course then she drinks, which turns her into a screaming piece of lifeless existence.
she just called 911 on me, because i lit a candle in my room, and thinks im doing drugs by lighting a candle. (shes consumed more substances today then i have all week caffiene alchohol and zoloft. She had put it out, and i had light it again causing her to have a psych fit.
she goes to bed, gets up 3 minutes later walking in and screams at me in a shril,l self-pity like scream filled with drunken anger that cannot be reasoned with, nor communicated to.
goes to bed again, even madder this time, and slamming doors.
4th time she goes into my room, and starts looking for drugs, having no idea what they would look like if she came across them besides some weed which i had none, i walk in and shes taking my candles and lighter away, i grab my lighter and she freaks out telling me im going to burn the house down
im trying to wash my clothes while all this is going on.
The candle is in my room, which im coming in and out of, doing loads of laundry.... its a fucking candle. you have to be brain dead to burn your house down.
so i lock my door and shut it, locking myself out. she gets on the phone with 911. and 5 minutes later and officer shows up completely confused why he was called.
My mom says to the officer "he had matches in his room with a candle"
i almost laughed. then the officer gave me a long talk, which i was supposed to give respect and nod and say i understand when he ask me questions. then he speaks to me telling me icing on the cake for every civil disturbance. he was "only 10 years old an unattended candle burned his house to the ground" my mom believing everyword like a typical american fucktard. her gene's should have stopped reproducing during homo erectus, yet they still carry on as simplex and idiotic as the creatures its DNA strands produce
im so glad im fucking adopted.
they are both borderline alcoholics with my mom being more then my dad.
my dad is a paremedic, my mom is a preacher, particullarly a childrens minister.
shes a bi polar preaching alchohlic. who takes anti-depressants, and pops caffiene pills to stay awake during work as her zoloft makes her drowsy. Of course then she drinks, which turns her into a screaming piece of lifeless existence.
she just called 911 on me, because i lit a candle in my room, and thinks im doing drugs by lighting a candle. (shes consumed more substances today then i have all week caffiene alchohol and zoloft. She had put it out, and i had light it again causing her to have a psych fit.
she goes to bed, gets up 3 minutes later walking in and screams at me in a shril,l self-pity like scream filled with drunken anger that cannot be reasoned with, nor communicated to.
goes to bed again, even madder this time, and slamming doors.
4th time she goes into my room, and starts looking for drugs, having no idea what they would look like if she came across them besides some weed which i had none, i walk in and shes taking my candles and lighter away, i grab my lighter and she freaks out telling me im going to burn the house down
im trying to wash my clothes while all this is going on.
The candle is in my room, which im coming in and out of, doing loads of laundry.... its a fucking candle. you have to be brain dead to burn your house down.
so i lock my door and shut it, locking myself out. she gets on the phone with 911. and 5 minutes later and officer shows up completely confused why he was called.
My mom says to the officer "he had matches in his room with a candle"
i almost laughed. then the officer gave me a long talk, which i was supposed to give respect and nod and say i understand when he ask me questions. then he speaks to me telling me icing on the cake for every civil disturbance. he was "only 10 years old an unattended candle burned his house to the ground" my mom believing everyword like a typical american fucktard. her gene's should have stopped reproducing during homo erectus, yet they still carry on as simplex and idiotic as the creatures its DNA strands produce
im so glad im fucking adopted.
You Were Adopted 
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