http://truthism.com/

[Turbo Dave]

Scientology has met its match

http://truthism.com/

you can skim through the first part till the red but, just keep reading...

youll see what im saying... (lol)

[cpl hero]

"yawns" - subs for tomorrow

[Turbo Dave]

"yawns" - subs for tomorrow

lol dude

REPTILES!!!

"One cannot travel to the North Pole or to the South Pole for two reasons:

1.) The North Pole and the South Pole do not exist. In their place are polar openings that lead into Inner Earth.

2.) Anyone en route to a polar opening is eventually stopped by Outer Earth guardsmen."

this is freaking rediculous

"The sun is a cube, not a sphere. It only appears to be a sphere because it is spinning at a high velocity."


ahh it was so convincing leading up to this shit haha.

[deevergote]

Wow... I could argue so much of that, simply based on the grounds that his "facts" have absolutely nothing behind them.

[cpl hero]

Ha ha ha, this is halarious. This thread should be stickied...

[deevergote]

I did sticky it... but the lizard men didn't want it to be, so they unstuck it. Bastards.

[cpl hero]

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O...........oh...oh...oh...oh...my side hurts, (screams in agony) "make it stop" This sh!t is so funny . Deev, you not helping out the situation out any, tell the lizard men that we'll tell the outter guardsmen about how they're plotting to go to inner earth. (rolls on the floor holding side)

[Turbo Dave]

R.O.T.F.L.M.F.A.O...........oh...oh...oh...oh...my side hurts, (screams in agony) "make it stop" This sh!t is so funny . Deev, you not helping out the situation out any, tell the lizard men that we'll tell the outter guardsmen about how they're plotting to go to inner earth. (rolls on the floor holding side)

Bahahahahaha dude i cant get enough of this i sent the guy a myspace message and im like dude your freaking insane i can accept some crazy ass shit but damn, unless your trying to start a religion to get money and power then i will totally join in.

his myspace has a hot chick with a SNAKE around her LOL

[TheNextAZN]

lol.. this picture made me laugh


..
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GET THAT lady!! she's taking off with all the UFO's!


.. lol

oh and the chick on his myspace is pretty hot


... now that i read the majority of it, this would be a pretty kool video game!! no? .. .. . but of course the game would have to start in a higher dimension as spirts controlled by the darkness .. ecape the darkness, get to earth, kill the Reptiallians and their Dino-armies..open organic portals! ..defeat the guardsmen to get into the center of the earth .. to save the other enslaved Spirits from the wreched darkenss.

[Ilikebigbutts]

"The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct).

The dinosaurs were not (and are not) a one-time deal, and have been created by the Reptilians (and then subsequently destroyed by them) many times in the past. Moreover, the dinosaur fossils that are found by scientists are only from the latest batch of dinosaurs."


LOL

and ROTFLMAO!

[Ilikebigbutts]

"The dinosaurs were created by the Reptilians thousands of years ago, before one of the Reptilians' latest re-starts of civilization. The dinosaurs were used in order to scare off other alien races from coming to Earth, and also to kick out the aliens that were already living on Earth. Once the dinosaurs had served their purpose and the Reptilians had Earth under control again, the dinosaurs were disposed of (i.e., made extinct).

The dinosaurs were not (and are not) a one-time deal, and have been created by the Reptilians (and then subsequently destroyed by them) many times in the past. Moreover, the dinosaur fossils that are found by scientists are only from the latest batch of dinosaurs."


LOL

and ROTFLMAO!

" The Earth is hollow, with an inner sun
and a more advanced civilization than ours.
In fact, all planets are hollow and have inner
suns. Some of the Inner Earth people are
aware of Earth's outer surface, and others
are not.

Earth's radius is 3,963 miles long. And, its
shell is approximately 800 miles thick--so,
the halfway point between Outer Earth and
Inner Earth is 400 miles below us.

Note that the deepest point of any ocean on
Earth is only 7 miles (6.86 miles, to be exact)!"

[sandman61377]

Wow... I could argue so much of that, simply based on the grounds that his "facts" have absolutely nothing behind them.

"I'm telling you the truth, and you don't believe it, so it must be the truth. And the proof that it is the truth, is that you don't believe it."
That's his entire argument in a nutshell.
Ok, lizard-boy. I am the ruler of the universe. Since no one believes it, it must be the truth. Give me all your money, women, and H22's.

[jle2k]

how many years of inbreeding did this -.-

[Turbo Dave]

Ok, lizard-boy. I am the ruler of the universe. Since no one believes it, it must be the truth. Give me all your money, women, and H22's.

omfg hahah that is so in the sig

[verothacamaro]

I did sticky it... but the lizard men didn't want it to be, so they unstuck it. Bastards.

hahaha

god dude, the first few paragraphs were actually interesting to read. This guy has a much inflated ego, something that he counters in the entire paper.