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    #1

    Thank GOODNESS

    FOR ELEVATOR STOP BUTTONS!!

    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.
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    #2
    you jerked one off?
    People I have dealt with in this board- Smseagren83,d112crzy, Idrivealude, aznpnoyracer, wed3k, dinertime, HF22T, MRX, Dc2lewd, yeamans17, bruno8747, tn_accords, king james, starchland, yardiexd40

    Mk3 Supra Member #2

    Originally posted by DarkShadow707
    The world needs to be reset.

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      #3
      thank goodness for TOPS of elevators


      - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
      - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
      - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
      - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
      - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
      - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
      - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
      - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
      Current cars:
      - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
      - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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        #4
        Originally posted by Ilikebigbutts
        you jerked one off?

        I believe the correct term is

        Rub one out.


        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


        Originally posted by JoshM
        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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          #5
          Originally posted by lil_dcb7
          I believe the correct term is

          Rub one out.


          not where im from

          People I have dealt with in this board- Smseagren83,d112crzy, Idrivealude, aznpnoyracer, wed3k, dinertime, HF22T, MRX, Dc2lewd, yeamans17, bruno8747, tn_accords, king james, starchland, yardiexd40

          Mk3 Supra Member #2

          Originally posted by DarkShadow707
          The world needs to be reset.

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            #6
            Fired off some knuckle children?






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              #7
              gah you guys, I have a girlfriend

              Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

              Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

              Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


              Originally posted by JoshM
              Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
              NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                #8
                cool, has she ever tried m-bating in the e-lator too?







                some have hidden cameras.


                - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
                - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
                - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
                - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
                - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
                - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
                Current cars:
                - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
                - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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                  #9
                  so...where you masterbating in an elevator with your gf in it?
                  People I have dealt with in this board- Smseagren83,d112crzy, Idrivealude, aznpnoyracer, wed3k, dinertime, HF22T, MRX, Dc2lewd, yeamans17, bruno8747, tn_accords, king james, starchland, yardiexd40

                  Mk3 Supra Member #2

                  Originally posted by DarkShadow707
                  The world needs to be reset.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ilikebigbutts
                    so...where you masterbating in an elevator with your gf in it?
                    -.-'

                    no

                    I was going along with you, I didnt know it would sound like I actually did.

                    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                    Originally posted by JoshM
                    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                      #11
                      So you weren't pulling the pud in the elevator because you have a girlfriend? Hell, I punch the midget more when I have someone than when I don't.






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                        #12
                        Originally posted by deevergote
                        So you weren't pulling the pud in the elevator because you have a girlfriend? Hell, I punch the midget more when I have someone than when I don't.
                        too funny.


                        MY RIDE

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                          #13
                          This is probably the most disturbing, yet entertaining thread I've read in a while. Not every day you read about people greasing the cattle or morking the mindy in an elevator

                          My Accord History:
                          91 EX 2dr : 91 EX 2dr : 91 LX 4dr : 93 EX 2dr : 86 LXi 2dr : 92 LX 4dr : 92 EX 4dr

                          -Patrick

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                            #14
                            Honestly, just finding new clever names for whipping the weasel makes it so worthwhile






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                              #15
                              Burping the worm.






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