The Woman's Code ....
ok .. although this isn't really intended for the guys like theirs is for us .. the idea came from their post. enjoy ladies
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men.
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Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive.
Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job.
When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out.
Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale.
You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.)
When in doubt, say no.
You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners.
Men love a woman who's good in bed. But not the first time they go to bed with her.
No matter how much they fight it, all men need a woman to organize their lives and their closets and tell them what kind of hair products to use.
Consider yourself a sculptor and your man a block of marble. Chip away until you have created someone you can live with. He'll thank you. Later.
Always remember: Inside the biggest, burliest, most macho man lives an ego as delicate and fragile as a baby chick making its first venture outside the egg.
Laugh at a man at your own peril.
The only women who look good first thing in the morning are the women who don't know how to put on makeup.
When splitting a dinner check with girlfriends, it's perfectly acceptable to take out a calculator.
If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.
It's a medical fact that some women gain weight although they eat only salads.
It's another medical fact that too much lettuce can lead to depression.
Women who never binge have no souls.
Ditto anyone who looks at herself naked in a three-way mirror.
Even Angelina Jolie has some part of her body she hates.
Falling in love is a sure way to lose five pounds.
Getting dumped is a sure way to gain 10.
Nothing is sweeter than finding out that the cute boy who dumped you in the 12th grade lives in his mother's basement.
Except going to your high school reunion and seeing that the prom queen shops at Lane Bryant.
Black really does make you look thinner.
The secret rules that women live by but rarely divulge to men.
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Invite a man to go shopping with you only if you need someone to carry your packages or drive.
Assure your boyfriend that every female movie star has had a boob job.
When your man asks you what's wrong, say "Nothing." However, when Oprah, Dr. Phil or Dr. Laura asks you, go into excruciating detail. Leave nothing out.
Feet are flexible and can be made to fit into shoes varying from size 7 to 9, depending on what's on sale.
You can skimp on clothes, but a good bra is worth its weight in gold. (That's Victoria's secret.)
When in doubt, say no.
You're under no obligation to tell the truth when asked the number of your sexual partners.
Men love a woman who's good in bed. But not the first time they go to bed with her.
No matter how much they fight it, all men need a woman to organize their lives and their closets and tell them what kind of hair products to use.
Consider yourself a sculptor and your man a block of marble. Chip away until you have created someone you can live with. He'll thank you. Later.
Always remember: Inside the biggest, burliest, most macho man lives an ego as delicate and fragile as a baby chick making its first venture outside the egg.
Laugh at a man at your own peril.
The only women who look good first thing in the morning are the women who don't know how to put on makeup.
When splitting a dinner check with girlfriends, it's perfectly acceptable to take out a calculator.
If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.
It's a medical fact that some women gain weight although they eat only salads.
It's another medical fact that too much lettuce can lead to depression.
Women who never binge have no souls.
Ditto anyone who looks at herself naked in a three-way mirror.
Even Angelina Jolie has some part of her body she hates.
Falling in love is a sure way to lose five pounds.
Getting dumped is a sure way to gain 10.
Nothing is sweeter than finding out that the cute boy who dumped you in the 12th grade lives in his mother's basement.
Except going to your high school reunion and seeing that the prom queen shops at Lane Bryant.
Black really does make you look thinner.
thats just my caring side. the men who are there just for the sex dont really car. lol. they just ask just to make it SEEM like they do.
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