peeing

[Leung]

idk why but i just like peeing on the cake.

[Dinner_Time]

It all depends. If I'm at someone's place or in public it's the side. If I'm at home I let 'er go all out.


For urinals, again it depends. Sometimes the pucks are huge and you end up splashing piss everywhere. If they are big, don't piss on them, aim around lol.

[cp[mike]]

usually ill hit the side of the bowl. quiet and no backsplash. if im under the influence of anything, i aim for the water... because i give myself at least a few inches in either direction as room for error, dont wanna be pissin all over the rim/floor. in urinals its hard... i kill the cake if im in the mood to play a game of aim, otherwise i try to aim within the lower back half, so the deflection angle of the piss stream is angled downward enough, dont want it ricocheting back onto your pant leg.

[JohnD1079]

omg this thread is awsome, Im still lauphing from DrCiphers post, aww man.

I usually do the side, no backsplash, but sometimes ill aim it into the water when im in the mood. I like to pee in the puck though, see how much of it i can melt it away. Unless the piss starts spalshing back, im at war with the puck. The puck usually loses the battle, but ive never won a war yet. LOL

But when im drunk i dont car about the noise, i just let it go. I try to be considerate and try to to get it everywhere, unless im out die somewhere. Then, i dont five a fuck

[PR CB7]

i do a "look ma no hands technique"
AJAAAAAAA

[foamypirate]

I piss into the water with as much force and noise as possible. I grunt, swear and spit at the same time and let everyone know that they would fuckin' die if I ever pissed on them.

Tisk' Tisk' at the Maddox Wannabe.

[jennaccord_210]

to the side. unless I just woke up. then I piss all over the toilet. like wiper fluid.

ewwww .... ur like my 3 yr old son! lol ,......

[DhN]

i have a cathater..so while you guys are in the bathroom with other guys staring at your johnson..im just chillin on the mall bench..people be like man he looks comfortable sitting there...cause im pissin bitch

[jennaccord_210]

i have a cathater..so while you guys are in the bathroom with other guys staring at your johnson..im just chillin on the mall bench..people be like man he looks comfortable sitting there...cause im pissin bitch

ewwww ... guess u like the feeling of tubes shoved up ur penis hole! ... lol

[DhN]

yeah..it feels great!!

[jennaccord_210]

yeah..it feels great!!

so what the hell were my patients yelling about ... those damn baby's! lol

[H23CB7]

ewwww ... guess u like the feeling of tubes shoved up ur penis hole! ... lol

Thats just wrong. But i don't see why most people pee on the sides. They might as well make toilets like bathrooms in an rv. Just a plastic hole and don't have to worry about making any noise. Then flush and your done. I think it makes sense that way.

[jennaccord_210]

Thats just wrong. But i don't see why most people pee on the sides. They might as well make toilets like bathrooms in an rv. Just a plastic hole and don't have to worry about making any noise. Then flush and your done. I think it makes sense that way.

touche my friend ... touche

[H23CB7]

touche my friend ... touche

[Leung]

sorry that's exit only. nothing is going up my penis. btw i hear when you're in South America, you're not suppose to pee while in the water because theres this small fish that will swim right up in there.. ouch.