So Im out for a morning cruise to catch the sunrise cuz I just pulled an all-nighter. Im on my way home and I see this pair of headlights come right up behind me then swerve into the left lane (Im in the right). Rusty ass Bronco II wants some. Its 6 o'clock in the AM in a college town, NO ONE is on the road but me and this tool, so I accelerate to show him I know his game. We get to a stop sign and gun it (after stopping, duh). I sure hope he didnt have a V8 cuz by 45 (I think..my speedo is on the fritz) he might have had half a car on me, as in his rear bumper was behind my front bumper but he was still ahead. Now theres a right curve coming up and he doesnt seem to be slowing down..thinks he can outrun a lowered, lighter car while on the outside lane of a somewhat tight curve, eh? So Im in second through the curve and accelerate through to third just to drive home the fact that he lost to a ricer 
What does he do? HE does the ricer flyby.. Oh well. Im not the slowest thing on the road and thats what counts
My mods? Tein H-Tech springs on blown, soon to be replaced, stock shocks (yielding about a 2-2.5in drop instead of the normal 1-1.5), generic catback fart can and ghetto SRI (K&N cone on the stock tube) Id be embarrassed if I was that guy.
What does he do? HE does the ricer flyby.. Oh well. Im not the slowest thing on the road and thats what counts My mods? Tein H-Tech springs on blown, soon to be replaced, stock shocks (yielding about a 2-2.5in drop instead of the normal 1-1.5), generic catback fart can and ghetto SRI (K&N cone on the stock tube) Id be embarrassed if I was that guy.
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