Ok..I normally dont run on the streets...unless I have a very good reason or a point to prove.
anyhoo...I was heading to my girl's job ( Arby's in Catawba ) to pick me up 6 free turnovers....a brotha was feeling hungry!
...anyway..im at a light on CR163 in Port Clinton, Ohio..and this IDIOT of a human , hangs out his window..yelling, " Hey..how many ricebags does that thing hold? " while his friend was laughing his ass off. I sit there with a straight face..and keep an eye on the light...I raise my rpms up to 4 grand...I hear him raise his.....light turns..I dump the clutch...1st...peel out a sec..HOOK...2nd...pull on him a bumper...get up to 5300 shift to 3rd...pull a door...get to 5800 shift to 4th...Im a car ahead of this PRICK.
By the time I let off the gas...all I see in my rearview mirror is his headlights... . So I get to the next stoplight, and these dungboxes are still trying to prove something, He hangs out of his shitbox and yells, " Hey....You..ricepaddy" I look at him ...shake my head...and look at the light...he revs his engine...a bit too high to the point I could hear him hit his rev limiter ( idiot )...and I just kept my rpms at 4 Gs....light turns green...and once again...chirp...hook...2nd....get up to 5300 shift into 3rd...this time..I pull only half a door...get to 5100 shift into 4th...and I pull a half a car...kept the pedal down..shifted into 5th...and look over..and all I see is his headlights at my rear bumper.....look at my speedometer..im doing 112 in a 55 zone..I downshifted to 4th, to slow down...then to 3rd ...once I get down to 30 to start to make a turn..this fucker was in my ass..with his highbeams on...so I floor it....get up to around 70..... shif into 4th..and I look back..and his headlights was Small as sweetpeas.
so theres a redlight....I slow and finally stop...here comes these morons AGAIN! this time..im pissed..because he made me miss my turn..I didn't want him to rearend me!...anyhoo....I said to myself...this is the last time this guy is gonna talk shit...I done beat him TWICE..and hes still after more
so..he looks over with this meanmug...and revs his engine......I raise to 4gs..as usual...light turns green...and all I hear is CLINK..CLINK...CHUNK..POP...CLINK...the fucker blew his engine. or did some serious damage to his transmission...LMAO
so I just let up off the gas..and just cruised the normal speed...with a sigh of relief.
anyhoo...I was heading to my girl's job ( Arby's in Catawba ) to pick me up 6 free turnovers....a brotha was feeling hungry!
...anyway..im at a light on CR163 in Port Clinton, Ohio..and this IDIOT of a human , hangs out his window..yelling, " Hey..how many ricebags does that thing hold? " while his friend was laughing his ass off. I sit there with a straight face..and keep an eye on the light...I raise my rpms up to 4 grand...I hear him raise his.....light turns..I dump the clutch...1st...peel out a sec..HOOK...2nd...pull on him a bumper...get up to 5300 shift to 3rd...pull a door...get to 5800 shift to 4th...Im a car ahead of this PRICK. By the time I let off the gas...all I see in my rearview mirror is his headlights...
. So I get to the next stoplight, and these dungboxes are still trying to prove something, He hangs out of his shitbox and yells, " Hey....You..ricepaddy" I look at him ...shake my head...and look at the light...he revs his engine...a bit too high to the point I could hear him hit his rev limiter ( idiot )...and I just kept my rpms at 4 Gs....light turns green...and once again...chirp...hook...2nd....get up to 5300 shift into 3rd...this time..I pull only half a door...get to 5100 shift into 4th...and I pull a half a car...kept the pedal down..shifted into 5th...and look over..and all I see is his headlights at my rear bumper.....look at my speedometer..im doing 112 in a 55 zone..I downshifted to 4th, to slow down...then to 3rd ...once I get down to 30 to start to make a turn..this fucker was in my ass..with his highbeams on...so I floor it....get up to around 70..... shif into 4th..and I look back..and his headlights was Small as sweetpeas.so theres a redlight....I slow and finally stop...here comes these morons AGAIN! this time..im pissed..because he made me miss my turn..I didn't want him to rearend me!...anyhoo....I said to myself...this is the last time this guy is gonna talk shit...I done beat him TWICE..and hes still after more
so..he looks over with this meanmug...and revs his engine......I raise to 4gs..as usual...light turns green...and all I hear is CLINK..CLINK...CHUNK..POP...CLINK...the fucker blew his engine. or did some serious damage to his transmission...LMAO so I just let up off the gas..and just cruised the normal speed...with a sigh of relief.
**Don't b scared be prepared for the worst**
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