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[coletrain]

Akron Ohio,

located 45 minutes away from cleveland. a corny city filled with mostly lames. a place where people from cleveland or canton (where they get in trouble) come to akron to stay out the way or go to school.home of lebron james, most traveled bus line number is the 2 (arlington) always packed and 18 thornton.
if you are in akron, ohio, some will say u got some bomb or fruit????? lames...c.... told ya so

[cali-racer]

. Visalia, CA

One of the best cities to live in. Where teen preganancy rates are the highest, Meth labs can be found in most neighborhoods, and most of the male adults are habitual marijuana smokers. These habbits are regularly passed down to the children. A city whose finest highschools compete for cow skins, and pass the time cruising Mooney while smoking a joint. The suck, once you leave, you will come back. A place where your wildest dreams will not come true, however, your wildest dreams will keep you happy enough to love Visalia to the end.

hahaha soo true

[GunRunner]

Updated the first post with mine. Amazing how true some of these are.

[slick]

my city sucks

1. Horn Lake, MS

A city in Mississippi just a little South of Memphis, TN

[CBboY126]

Corpus Christi

1. The body of Christ.
2. A big coastal city in Texas, home of Whataburger.
YO D00D corpus christi
3. a pimple on god's ass
4. corpus christi sucks ass
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....dicks lol

[Luna92]

first ill do Hikory, my old town

Hickory, NC 5 thumbs down
the most ghetto place in north carolina. pretty much filled with hillbillies and crackheads

so true!

now High Point, NC

well High point sucked, not any good

[MikeW]

1. Columbia, MO 17 up, 7 down
A Medium sized town in central missouri representing the most liberal area for over one hundred miles in any direction. It is also the home of the university of missouri and pulls in many great musicians as well as artists. Also, being the fourth largest town in the state, it draws in crowds from all over the surrounding area to do things like go to the mall.
Mark: Dude, lets go to Columbia tonight,
Ross: Yeah, I heard that its the only place in mid missouri to find a famous barr.
by Mark Andre Aug 21, 2005 share this

2. columbia, mo 14 up, 9 down
A town with an impressive local music scene, but also apparently home to people who don't know anything about the city (IE: those who call it "homophobic" and don't think there's anything fun to do besides "drink in the middle of corn").
It's too bad that some people are ignorant and give Columbia a bad name.
by No, seriously... Mar 20, 2005 share this

3. columbia, mo 7 up, 24 down
A small, yet homophobic town where people are primarily distracted by frat parties and field parties.
person 1: there's nothing to do
person 2: lets so drink in the middle of corn
person 1: yeah that sounds like a blast!

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1. Kansas City, MO 153 up, 78 down
the new era of thug life is originating from kansas city MO
"Yo you heard dat kansas city shit"
"man dat shit is tight"
by andrew williams Feb 8, 2005 share this

2. KC Mo 17 up, 6 down
NORTH.EAST.SIDE!
Kansas City MO 64124 homie thats real born and raised in North East Side Kay-Cee from Independence ave to Gladstone Blvd it's all love homie!
Hay where you from dog?
Man i'm from that NorthEast Kansas city Mo Homie!
by TONY C Apr 13, 2005 share this

3. kansas city 211 up, 41 down
A large midwestern city including Kansas City Missouri, Kansas City Kansas, and the suberbs surrounding it. It's very spread out and is a pretty average place to live.
Tech N9ne is from Kansas City, MO. Although he isn't from the East or West coast, he rocks.

[MikeW]

Since Dover, Delaware sucks that bad, there isn't one really... So here's one for just Delaware.

I told you man....

[mayberry]

1. Kansas City, MO 153 up, 78 down
the new era of thug life is originating from kansas city MO
"Yo you heard dat kansas city shit"
"man dat shit is tight"
by andrew williams Feb 8, 2005 share this

2. KC Mo 17 up, 6 down
NORTH.EAST.SIDE!
Kansas City MO 64124 homie thats real born and raised in North East Side Kay-Cee from Independence ave to Gladstone Blvd it's all love homie!
Hay where you from dog?
Man i'm from that NorthEast Kansas city Mo Homie!
by TONY C Apr 13, 2005 share this

yep. i'll do my the town i'm living in now. theres no listings for my hometown.

1. Pine Bush 14 up, 4 down
The shittiest town in existance. Consists of a high school with a bunch of assholes, a mcdonalds where everyone thinks it's cool to hang out, an ice cream place, rite aid, and a diner.

The UFO capital of the North East.
Pine Bush sucks.
pine bush ufo shit assholes waste
by rotfnbsjhgfs Aug 4, 2008 share this
2. Pine Bush 5 up, 1 down
The small town in new york,, where mongrols are chillin
so what do you do in Pine Bush?

Oh we chill like snarly mongrols
beer chillen fratto,mongrol chillmaster
by Fratto Dec 22, 2008 share this
3. Pine Bush 5 up, 5 down
A TOWN in New York that is full of farms and cows and horses. Pine Bush is a wonderful area to live and definitely IS NOT the ghetto. All individuals who live in Pine Bush should speak proper English!
Pine Bush, NY is a great place.
town new york country rural cows
by Howard Newmans Sep 12, 2008 share this

[cvc7chris]

NICE!

1.Roanoke 63 up, 6 down

A medium sized city in SW Virginia, with a metro population of about 300,000. Combines large city and country qualites in one. Has the largest man-made star sitting on top of a mountain, that looks out over city, and mainly downtown. Because of the high drug rate, it is often called Roll-and-toke. Rhonde & Tiki Barber, Wayne Newton, John McAfee, and JJ Redick are some of the notable people from Roanoke. Sports has been a big part of Roanoke's history, until recently, with only 1 pro team left.

2. Roanoke Star City 1 up, 2 down love ithate it

Roanoke, VA. Home of the largest man made star. Everyone from this mid-sized city loves it and hates it because there is nothing to do but commit crimes and <b>smoke marijuana.</b>
"Duh, the largest man made star IN THE WORLD! ! ! Why not call it Star City. "

[Rck92DX]

el paso
A crumbling metropolis spread over two countries, actually El Paso/Juarez, with some of the finest women and hottest food in the country. Lots of strip joints, low violent crime rate, very cheap weed, and one angry fucking cracker named Scott Durbin who's tired of motherfuckers talking shit about his home. Lick my asscrack, which is probably all full of sand and cactus cause I'm in El Paso. Die.

If you don't wanna be here, please fucking leave, we don't want you, and we're tired of hearing your bitching.

[The G-Man]

Mine is the shit:

ITL 11 up, 1 down love ithate it

The ITL is a small town located right outside of Charlotte, NC. ITL is a shortened version of the town's real name, Indian Trail. The town is filled with people who like to get drunk and blow stuff up. If you happen to drive through Indian Trail be on the look out for some folks building a bonfire in a field. That means that they are having a field party and you should stop in and drink some free hard liquor. There is also plenty of females in the ITL. And, if you are looking to hook up, then you have found the place to stop. If you end up in this place one night acting a fool, don't worry because the sheriffs won't even bother you.
I'm going to the ITL this weekend to vist some slizzles.

I know I was wasted last night, but how did I end up in the ITL.

[zacatecas]

Sun Valley,Ca

The most amazing place in the San Fernando Valley. It is located between and around Burbank and Sunland/Tujunga, California. It has Village Christian Schools (K-12), Stallion Market, various Gas Stations, and Fast Food. It is located near the Burbank Media Center and Glendale Galleria. It it one of the few cities in the area that have horse property and is located around expensive neighborhoods while the area is not necessarily the most expensive or...clean. Most Sun Valley residents also overlap into the Shadow Hills community or in the Estates.

[92-cb7]

P-town

Pickering, is in ontario n ppl tink is full of white ppl n oreos buh dey havnt been to whitby before haha
bob: yo wahgwanin wut u do this weekend
john: maann it was wak you dont wanna kno
bob: oh u went down to p-town eh

[mappyCB7]

1. n. the arm-pit of the Central Valley of central California. Turlock is the geographic center of the state and is 20 miles north of Merced, therefore anyone claiming to be a Northerner (norteƱo) south of Turlock needs to learn their geography, however, most, if not all, gangbangers are confuckulated because they spend their days spun ducky woo woo. If I was mexican (see border brother, ****, greaser), I would not try to kill my brethren - To quote Rodney King, "Can't we all just get along?"

I'm mexican and I completely agree

California is the largest U.S. State in Population, and is on the west coast of the United States along with Fucking posers like Oregon and Washington. It is cool if you are from there, unless you live in Merced which is shit. They have the best nightlife, and hottest chicks out there. You should live there.
Dude, there are a bunch of fucking posers in CALIFORNIA.

Dude, all the hot chicks are in California.

Dude, I'm gonna drive my Kia Rio from Hawai'i to California, although its impossible.

I don't particularly care for this city