Early Morning Rant

[Racer_XXX]

Ok, so its 10:30am, not so early. But back to the point. For some God-forsaken reason I found myself watching "Pimp My Ride". It was like a horrible, bloody train wreck, I wanted to look away, but found myself unable to. So I guess what I'm getting at is... Do they find the biggest pieces of shit on 4 wheels and somehow find new and interesting ways of actually making them worse than when they started? Seriously, if Xzibit showed up at your door, what would you do? Personally, I'd beat him with a shovel.

[91kid]

Haha if they did the restorations with some class itd be sweet but no one needs 40 tvs and subs the size of a 12 year old kid....

I agree i wouldnt let them touch my car with a 10 foot pole...

But i guess they call it "pimp my ride" for a reason

[deevergote]

I'd get a 1972 Continental from the junkyard, and tell them that my hobbies are "hookers and fish sticks"

[Shag Wagon]

I would let him pimp my car but if they fucked it up like the ones they have been doing then I can promise you I wont be dancing around like they do on tv.

[Racer_XXX]

my hobbies are "hookers and fish sticks"

lets see 'em work that into the theme of the car you'd probably get a futon for a back seat.

[91kid]

haha nice if i had fish sticks theyd have to give me a fridge a soda machine and an oven or fryer... lets see all that in an accord coupe =)

[deevergote]

lets see 'em work that into the theme of the car you'd probably get a futon for a back seat.

"Yo we pimped your car out wit hookers in da back seat. Then we put tartar sauce in the hookers so you can dip yo fish sticks! MTV liked the idea so much, they put a camera in your car, so they can stream all the action for a new reality TV show! Your ride is pimped!"

[PR CB7]

I'd get a 1972 Continental from the junkyard, and tell them that my hobbies are "hookers and fish sticks"

deev at the unveiling:
x : so deev as you can see, we've been having a hard time w your car,but there's nothing xzibit cant do or finish

deev: cool, cool,
x: deev say hello to your brand new conti
deev:..............cricket

x: well......
deev: it looks like shi.....
x: and we'll be right back

off the air

x: yo man what you mean it looks like shit
deev: really x, i mean come on, hooker headers on my car, a fish sticks for a shifter, fish net to replace the windows, this aint fucking nascar
8 ball ubcaps,
purple???????, i mean i would like an accord in purple but this?..................
the trunk pops, whenever im jumping in the seat, and a fishing rod comes out?


california news: white male, in is 30's gets sprayed trying to get into is 72 whatever-fuck-that-piece-of-shiet-car-that-was

[deevergote]

Even the news thinks I'm in my 30s... wtf...

[91kid]

"Yo we pimped your car out wit hookers in da back seat. Then we put tartar sauce in the hookers so you can dip yo fish sticks! MTV liked the idea so much, they put a camera in your car, so they can stream all the action for a new reality TV show! Your ride is pimped!"

wow you never cease to amaze me deev

[91kid]

deev at the unveiling:
x : so deev as you can see, we've been having a hard time w your car,but there's nothing xzibit cant do or finish

deev: cool, cool,
x: deev say hello to your brand new conti
deev:..............cricket

x: well......
deev: it looks like shi.....
x: and we'll be right back

off the air

x: yo man what you mean it looks like shit
deev: really x, i mean come on, hooker headers on my car, a fish sticks for a shifter, fish net to replace the windows, this aint fucking nascar
8 ball ubcaps,
purple???????, i mean i would like an accord in purple but this?..................
the trunk pops, whenever im jumping in the seat, and a fishing rod comes out?


california news: white male, in is 30's gets sprayed trying to get into is 72 whatever-fuck-that-piece-of-shiet-car-that-was

This is a win!

[PR CB7]

"Yo we pimped your car out wit hookers in da back seat. Then we put tartar sauce in the hookers so you can dip yo fish sticks! MTV liked the idea so much, they put a camera in your car, so they can stream all the action for a new reality TV show! Your ride is pimped!"

you should shave them hookers heads, and ride out in that purple caddy

and let me take a picture


THE CONE HEADS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masamune]

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[Racer_XXX]

deev at the unveiling:
x : so deev as you can see, we've been having a hard time w your car,but there's nothing xzibit cant do or finish

deev: cool, cool,
x: deev say hello to your brand new conti
deev:..............cricket

x: well......
deev: it looks like shi.....
x: and we'll be right back

off the air

x: yo man what you mean it looks like shit
deev: really x, i mean come on, hooker headers on my car, a fish sticks for a shifter, fish net to replace the windows, this aint fucking nascar
8 ball ubcaps,
purple???????, i mean i would like an accord in purple but this?..................
the trunk pops, whenever im jumping in the seat, and a fishing rod comes out?


california news: white male, in is 30's gets sprayed trying to get into is 72 whatever-fuck-that-piece-of-shiet-car-that-was

[nine_deuce]

Anyone remember the Toyota T100 that had no bed, no doors, and 1 seat? or the Ford Escort that was 2 cars taped together? seriously, where do they find these cars at, they have to come from a junkyard, there is NO way in hell, with California's strict ass laws that those would EVER see any real drive time.

And Deev, you do look like your in your mid 30's. Think of it like this, maybe you'll qualify for your AARP card sooner?? haha