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    thing to do/say when someone calls

    thing to say/do to telemarketer or your friends when picin up the phone.
    u can post other ideas.

    my sister, my girl friend ,my mom ,and i did this at 1 in the mornin.

    *7days
    *breath heavily into phone
    *sorry i'm having diaherra
    *will u marry me?
    *sorry my pants are on fire.
    *teenage babysiter bein attacked by the babysat
    *speak in pig latin / giberish
    *pick me up fri at 8.
    *product gives me rash!!!
    *sing kids song
    *say ball are burnin.
    *scream realy loud.
    *i see dead people.
    *long pause between words.
    *pretend to be drunk
    *yo moma jokes
    *set phone on counter and cut stuff
    *fart in phone.
    *blast air horn in phone
    *i can't read so i don't know what u say
    *blast gun noises
    *eat nachos with mouth open
    *burp abc's
    *do u know how make spitballs
    *thong or briefs
    *pretend to be a animal
    *pretend to have sex
    *yell random sex words
    *boxers or brief
    *bingo
    *honk/blow nose
    *say finger stuk in nose
    *what do u do with toe lint
    *my pant leg is up
    *go to bathroom
    *make things go pop
    *lick phone
    *carpet munchers
    *yell bobojayhobo
    *yell happy b-day
    *get my monkey
    *pretend to have seisure
    *i don't like u
    *ur a good girl go get me a cookie
    *ur a bum
    *give me a slim jim
    *pull tape
    *do u take food stamps
    *sorry my water brouk so need to go to the library
    *merry christmas (not at christmastime)
    *do u want to party
    *sorry i just died leave a messageafter the hurt-blea
    *pretend to be an answering machine
    *pretend to attacked by kids
    *pretend to vomit
    Last edited by i-07; 02-06-2007, 02:06 PM. Reason: stuff
    back at it again
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    #2
    nice i might have to use some of those

    here are some others

    *congratulations ur pregnant
    *do you spit or swallow
    *my cb7 is the shit
    *are u my real dad/mom
    *pretend u zipped up ur dick
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      #3
      I like to pretend that I am from a takeout food place or a store.

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        #4
        i like i like.... mabey it will keep them from calling. NOT
        AMMO IYAAYAS

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          #5
          i get em going for like 10 minutes, asking the same questions about there product like 5 times, then when i get bored i scream, "oh shit i gotta go my dog just ate another mail man!!!!" and hang up lol
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            #6
            Originally posted by turbomaxx
            i get em going for like 10 minutes, asking the same questions about there product like 5 times, then when i get bored i scream, "oh shit i gotta go my dog just ate another mail man!!!!" and hang up lol
            LOL

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              #7
              Me I personally just go yo tony you got someone on the phone and I go to the telemarketer yo imma let tony talk to you real quick and then :HANGS UP PHONE:

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                #8
                I just say "I'm not interested" then hang up.

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                  #9
                  jerky boys-"so this morning i was sleeping and my mom poured hot grease all on my ass and genitals and i fell down the stairs in my over-alls and my shoes fell off!"
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                    #10
                    sweet!

                    how bout "my dog is humping the cat again"
                    or "taco taco taco taco taco!!!!!!!!!!!"
                    back at it again

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