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The best cb7 ur mommy joke

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    The best cb7 ur mommy joke

    well i know for a fact we some crazy member and just wanted to see what they can come up with ur mommy joke
    Last edited by jay82985; 09-04-2007, 06:31 PM.


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    #2
    Originally posted by jay82985
    well i know for a fact we some crazy member and just wanted to see what they can come up with A cb7 ur mommy joke
    yo mommas sooooooooooo broke, she has to drive a cb7
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      #3
      yo mama so old she drives a cb7!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Vtecdreamer
        yo mama so old she drives a cb7!
        was that a joke u should get banned for for not have a sense of humor


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          #5
          naw i thought it was funny i just made it up

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            #6
            Your momma is such a whore, she got more miles than my CB7s instrument cluster!

            Your momma is so stupid, when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too rich, she tried to sell it on e-bay for a buy it now price of $5.00.

            Your momma is so stupid when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too lean, she hopped in the car and went shopping.

            Your mommas skin is so rough, it looks like my CB7s fish scaling 17yr old oem paint...could use a nice claybar job.

            Your momma is so dumb, when I told her I'll blackhouse her CB7 headlights...she said it's cool as long as they pay rent.
            Last edited by Warudakumi; 09-04-2007, 07:21 PM.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Warudakumi
              Your momma is such a whore, she got more miles than my CB7s instrument cluster!

              Your momma is so stupid, when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too rich, she tried to sell it on e-bay for a buy it now price of $5.00.

              Your momma is so stupid when the mechanic told her that her CB7 was running too lean, she hopped in the car and went shopping.

              Your mommas skin is so rough, it looks like my CB7s fish scaling 17yr old oem paint...could use a nice claybar job.

              Your momma is so dumb, when I told her I'll blackhouse her CB7 headlights...she said it's cool as long as they pay rent.


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                #8
                yo momma's so stupid, she thought cb7 was a chris rock movie!

                yo momma's such a slut, she bough a cb7 because it had a bumper pole!

                yo momma's so fat, she makes eibach look bone stock!

                yo momma's such a stupid ricer, she got a carbon fiber weave!

                yo momma's so fat, she has a bumper sticker that says "no fat chicks... one is enough!"






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                  #9
                  Originally posted by deevergote

                  yo momma's such a stupid ricer, she got a carbon fiber weave!
                  Seibon weave FTW!!!
                  3 CB's gone....
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                  Still miss the CB though......maybe one day.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by deevergote
                    yo momma's so fat, she has a bumper sticker that says "no fat chicks... one is enough!"
                    omg

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                      #11
                      yo momma is so fat, she dont need a drop.

                      yo momma is so ugly she cant get insurance.

                      yo momma so dumb, she thought 'maintenance required' was for her pussy.


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                        #12
                        this is the funniest shit Ive seen all week


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                          #13
                          Yo momma so fat , her CB7 runs 0-60 in 5 minutes and overheats the auto transmission.

                          You momma so fat , she had to take the CB7 to the dealer the next day after it was bought due to blown shocks and sagged springs.

                          Yo momma so fat , she always have an issue of brake rotors catching on fire.
                          Last edited by ExplodingCake; 09-05-2007, 02:53 AM.

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                            #14
                            yo momma's so stupid, she showed up to the drag races dressed like a man!






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                              #15
                              Originally posted by deevergote
                              yo momma's so stupid, she showed up to the drag races dressed like a man!

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