A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is
a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. “My darring,"
he whispers, "I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss
ask. So. Whatchu wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I have
heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her:
"You want .... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
i just busted out laughing after reading this since i frequent the chinese buffet.
a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband
undresses in the darkness.
He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. “My darring,"
he whispers, "I know is your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise
you, I give anything you wan, I do anyting - juss anyting you wan. You juss
ask. So. Whatchu wan?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly,
which he hopes will impress her.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her
request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try something I have
heard about from other girls. Numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone
he asks her:
"You want .... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?
i just busted out laughing after reading this since i frequent the chinese buffet.
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