what is this, ebay stuff

[accordztech]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eB...category=33597

what is that? i see it all the time on ebay...what does it do/connect to?

[akrodha]

you know.. that thing.

[TMaxxTim]

don't know how it works but I know its absolutely WORTHLESS!

[Nycxeracer]

Gains 20 hp @ least. I have a dyno laying around here some where, hmmm... ...lol...

[Prez808]

It looks like bullshit to me.

[cp[mike]]

you mount it in ur engine bay, and run the wires down to somewhere where you cant see them, and never hook them up... then you put the "ZER0 GRAVITY" decal on the side of ur car, and tell everyone that you got the "sooper ecu upgrade module JDM performance race precision engineered flux capacitor" and that your civic can outrun a cop now like dude, u can beat h22s now.

[SoySauceCb7]

[chessboxer]

see, all yall haters got it wrong. Zero gravity works in such a way that your simnple minds cannot comprehend. Using advanbced technology from japan, the zero gravity module encases the latest space age electronically powered hampsterborg that spins a wheel so fast that he soon creates a field of density/magnetism so powerful that all gravity as we know it breaks down, and the space age electronically powered hampsterborg from the future almost creates a black hole in your engine bay. Now, with zero gravity, you get more hp because in normal gravity we all know that the hp/torque curve falls off at a certain point. Well, with zero gravity, nothing ever falls off, ever!!! There's this place, maybe youve heard of it, its called the moon, and with 1/3 the gravity there man can jump over 22.5 ft higher than he can here, and thats on average folks!!! So, with zero gravity, there is nothing to keep your hp/torque curve down and it will shoot up at least 22.5 hp/torque and stay up there because as we all know, nothing falls in zero gravity. An added benefit of all this that is not advertised is that in zero gravity, your car will weight nothing!!! and if your car weighs nothing, then your hp to weight ratios will be incalculabe, and possibly even i(thats for all you math wizards out there that dont believe me!!!)!!! Brackets !!!!
So how does this work, simply plug the red wire into your wallet, and the black wire to your brain. Then, hook the other red wire to a 12v source, and ground the other black wire. INSTANT RESULTS FOLKS!!! were talking physics here!!!!! scientific facts dont lie!!!!
BUY IT NOW!!!!
EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!
AHHHHH!!!!!

[skubydobdo]

holy shit that is the stupidest shit i've ever seen on ebay.

[cp[mike]]

Originally posted by chessboxer
So how does this work, simply plug the red wire into your wallet, and the black wire to your brain. Then, hook the other red wire to a 12v source, and ground the other black wire.

omg lol one of the funniest things ive read.

[Aaron]

look...the crackheads have a web site...

http://www.vseriesengineering.com/

"Most of the high performance programs incorporate the following changes. To begin the stock fuel curves are changed to run on high-octane fuel. Then the ignition curve is altered not just at the top end but throughout the power band every 400RPM from idle to full throttle. To make driving more pleasurable shift points can be altered to suit the driver's tastes.
All of our products are thoroughly dyno tested as well as tested on the street to get the maximum performance possible."

high octane fuel, eh?

what a load...

[Accord R33]

lol you guys are funny....

i think its the same thing as the rest of those POS "performance chips" (i bought one for $3 once just to see what it was) all it is is a .02c resistor from radio shack. you put it where your IAT sensor is and it "tricks" the ECU into thinking the Air comming in is colder than it actually is, hence giving more fuel at the same time. This also causes your timming to be advanced.

so all in all you might get a few HP out of it but will it really be worth having to run higher octane due to advanced timimg?? i doubt it.

[Nycxeracer]

Originally posted by Accord R33

so all in all you might get a few HP out of it but will it really be worth having to run higher octane due to advanced timimg?? i doubt it.

more fuel don't mean more hp . that cold air iat mod has been around for so damn long, but they just keep changing the "design" to pull new tuners in that don't know much. They always get someone. We must prevent this to the best of our ability.

[Accord R33]

no but with more fuel and more advanced timing you will. im by no means sticking up for these people but i can see how you would get 1-2 horse out of it

[akrodha]

The problem is all in their marketing.. They're not charging enough. If it were say, $300 bucks, then people would probably be snatching them up like crazy cause they don't know.