Rap Battle Cypher

[mayberry]

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA north east cats FTW.

[MRX]

Alright alright...i gotta call out the flakers before i leave work


Apparently half of ya'll in here still have it confused,
i understand u need to fire at the biggest threat and thats all cool,
but damn near every one of u tools has PM'd me 'bout a fuckin' ecu!
Do i have to say a prayer like i'm buddist?
I'mma count u on my hand,
1, 2, 3, 4 of ya'll muthafuckas seem to be deluded,
Whats really sad is thats without mayberry included.
Now, lemme break this down for the youth of the nation,
I haven't spit one false line and thats a true situation.
I ain't said shit about gun clappin', or dank hoes I be mackin',
jewerly snatchin', or blingin' like i givin' out chain reactions.
And any one of u artards that claimed this particular action,
need to be backhanded till u back spin cause u KNOW u was actin'!

[da9b16]

What he said^^^ <<< in my best cheddah bob voice!

[DhN]

Alright alright...i gotta call out the flakers before i leave work


Apparently half of ya'll in here still have it confused,
i understand u need to fire at the biggest threat and thats all cool,
but damn near every one of u tools has PM'd me 'bout a fuckin' ecu!
Do i have to say a prayer like i'm buddist?
I'mma count u on my hand,
1, 2, 3, 4 of ya'll muthafuckas seem to be deluded,
Whats really sad is thats without mayberry included.
Now, lemme break this down for the youth of the nation,
I haven't spit one false line and thats a true situation.
I ain't said shit about gun clappin', or dank hoes I be mackin',
jewerly snatchin', or blingin' like i givin' out chain reactions.
And any one of u artards that claimed this particular action,
need to be backhanded till u back spin cause u KNOW u was actin'!

so wait..i cant get an ecu now...lol

i thought this was for fun lol

[93EXaesthetic]

dawg.. MRX you let the MOD powers get to your head ....

your about as tuff as carlton banks / dont make me put you on the back of a milk carton while im eating frosted flakes / ill break you down like your t3 setup / dawg im the juggernaut and you wearin spandex ketchup /.... prolly a part time strippa next to step up /..... u callin me out? / ill put the hot side of the turbo all in ya mouth! / yeah you from jax man /but i keep it presidential / you think you tight on the mic? / your slippen like missin an LS Differential / better get some z-rated / cuz you lost traction / im not from M.I.A but ill leave you Missin In Action / your raps are as exciting as watching miss fat girl pageants / dont try me like h22-sprinklez / cuz on mics i deliver just like fed ex, UPS or chris cringle / once i pop i wont stop like canz of pringles / your rapz is about as creative as that laffy taffy single.....

[MRX]

so wait..i cant get an ecu now...lol

i thought this was for fun lol

Its still all love. I like this thread, ish is funny as hell

[DhN]

enough of the chit chattin with this bastid
ive had it,gonna continue the hate on mrx bandwagon
actually nah,ill cease to merk
this sensitive bleedin jerk,
got bruised by my rhymes,now his feeligns are hurt
so dont go beserk,cuz i wont diss ya chick boss
even tho her mouth stays on my dick,call my penis lip gloss
wont be a clipped toss,dont got a gat to kill you
ill fall back,and let mrx be happy and chill dude
sike nah,im the champ of the cypher and you got laid out
you got rocked when my punches were sprayed out
its to late to pray now
cant run from the beat down,you lost todays bout
and sorry carlton you cant dance your way out



you kno i had to throw the carlton thing in haha

[DhN]

someone else diss me so i can diss someone else besides mrx lol.....

theres so much to diss me bout to lol

[93EXaesthetic]

rofl

[Ralphie]

so you think you can talk shit/ true when im done with yo moms ill let you hit it/ all these foos wanna step in my game/ all they want is to suck me for my fame/ i know this spit is probably lame/ when its all said and done ill get at you all the same/ riding in teh cb7 keeps me from robbing 7-11's/ werd to ya motha!


lol wowsers!

[h22sparkle]

enough of the chit chattin with this bastid
ive had it,gonna continue the hate on mrx bandwagon
actually nah,ill cease to merk
this sensitive bleedin jerk,
got bruised by my rhymes,now his feeligns are hurt
so dont go beserk,cuz i wont diss ya chick boss
even tho her mouth stays on my dick,call my penis lip gloss
wont be a clipped toss,dont got a gat to kill you
ill fall back,and let mrx be happy and chill dude
sike nah,im the champ of the cypher and you got laid out
you got rocked when my punches were sprayed out
its to late to pray now
cant run from the beat down,you lost todays bout
and sorry carlton you cant dance your way out



you kno i had to throw the carlton thing in haha

lmao owned

[h22sparkle]

hmm chea,chea
all go all sho step aside ya lowprohoe
tippin on fo fows and my bankroll sits swole
while yo ass still sits poor
you know ya cant pass through my block
roll in though yo ass bound ta get rocked
call the cops screamin fo help
turn around getting yolked up and yelped!

Noone knows who you are
do you even drive a car
this is the wackest cypher coming from u thus far
when it comes to rappin your gettin barred
Man I just love leavin ya ass scarred
ya know what is when my shits outside
i got that pipe by my side to leave ya stomach in the sky
fuckin wit me you bound ta get stagged
or get hit wit slug you can catch them like crabs
cop a pund ya betta duck down
cause when i pull out da pound imma fuckin bus rounds
got a gun then don tpull it
unless you plan to get hit with a hammer with some bigger bullets
allslow no show not even close
comin at me son ya need more posts

[allgo_allshow]

hmm chea,chea
all go all sho step aside ya lowprohoe
tippin on fo fows and my bankroll sits swole
while yo ass still sits poor
you know ya cant pass through my block
roll in though yo ass bound ta get rocked
call the cops screamin fo help
turn around getting yolked up and yelped!

Noone knows who you are
do you even drive a car
this is the wackest cypher coming from u thus far
when it comes to rappin your gettin barred
Man I just love leavin ya ass scarred
ya know what is when my shits outside
i got that pipe by my side to leave ya stomach in the sky
fuckin wit me you bound ta get stagged
or get hit wit slug you can catch them like crabs
cop a pund ya betta duck down
cause when i pull out da pound imma fuckin bus rounds
got a gun then don tpull it
unless you plan to get hit with a hammer with some bigger bullets
allslow no show not even close
comin at me son ya need more posts

Speak ENGRISH!

[f20baccord]

hmm chea,chea
all go all sho step aside ya lowprohoe
tippin on fo fows and my bankroll sits swole
while yo ass still sits poor
you know ya cant pass through my block
roll in though yo ass bound ta get rocked
call the cops screamin fo help
turn around getting yolked up and yelped!

Noone knows who you are
do you even drive a car
this is the wackest cypher coming from u thus far
when it comes to rappin your gettin barred
Man I just love leavin ya ass scarred
ya know what is when my shits outside
i got that pipe by my side to leave ya stomach in the sky
fuckin wit me you bound ta get stagged
or get hit wit slug you can catch them like crabs
cop a pund ya betta duck down
cause when i pull out da pound imma fuckin bus rounds
got a gun then don tpull it
unless you plan to get hit with a hammer with some bigger bullets
allslow no show not even close
comin at me son ya need more posts

look at h22sparkle/only rap on the internet because his breath smell like a FART do/don't even step to me wit them wack ass beats/ ***** i've heard betta rhymes on sesame street/ your bank role stay swole, but you still aint on nuttin/ ya you on the block on da curb just dick suckin/ and when you see ya its gona make yo heart beat/ ***** im strapped more then white peoples kids in car seats/ you got the pipe by yo side ya we know you ***/ you like MICHAEL JACKSON always askin little kids to play/ you sayin we need more post to even step to you/ ask anyone on this site adn I bet they know im wreckin you/ you think you bad just cuz you got the "TYPE S"/ you the type of dude that gives us black people a bad REP/.... holla

[MRX]

Carlton and I find this funny too,
but thats cause u got this shit askew,
the reality is we're both still better lookin' than YOU.
If Rosie o'Donnel facefucked Boy George while drowning in his bile,
and the results were that offspring's illegitimate stepchild's
black, uglier counterpart, we'd be looking at DHN's personal profile!
And idunno why sprinkle's face lit up wit that cracked smile,
i forced the judge to grant you sole custody of the little bastard child!
As for 93EXasthetic you keep talkin and i'll cancel your membership,
the fanclub and i aren't gonna take ur shit,
reread the terms and conditions but this time remember it,
cause it wasn't long ago that you too were swingin' off my dick.


^^^i'm his fuckin' idol u gotta understand
should i sign a starter cap for ur little brother, man?