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    My super-secret method for making your Accord handle like a BMW!!!

    My super-secret method for making your Accord handle like a BMW!!!
    (without actually buying a BMW).

    This is actually a very simple process, which I will lay out in a step-by-step format, including photos. All in all, if your Accord already has a decent suspension setup the final stage of the process should cost less than $2k and you will never again have complaints about your Accord's handling!

    So here we go:

    First thing (obviously) is to pull the Accord into the garage, jack it up, and make sure you're using jack stands.


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    Second, have a friend give you a ride to go buy an old Jeep Cherokee. Preferably with high miles, a suspension lift, and worn steering, suspension, and brake components...but even an old XJ in good condition will do fine.

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      #3
      Third, drive the Cherokee exclusively for a couple of days. Don't turn the radio on! You want to hear all the rattles and noises as well. Make sure to drive on some twisty roads and on the highway!

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        #4
        Finally, park the Cherokee and take the accord off the jack stands.

        Go for a drive!

        Your Accord will feel like it handles better than a BMW and rides better than a Town Car. Oh, and that one little rattle you've never been able to find? You won't even notice it!

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          #5
          ha u got me


          The Race Car

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            #6
            hahaha nice. thats a swell idea

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              #7
              your such an ass at aint even funny..

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                #8
                Haha, holy shit!! I TOTALLY fell for that... my heart started racing... I was like... ooh, I have to do this *not that my car handles poorly* damn you!!

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                  #9
                  damn i almost fell for that again someone posted that on maxima.org a while back lol. i fell for it then and ill be damn if i about fell for it again.

                  RIP lilblue

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                    #10
                    That was some funny shit! It got me because it wasn't in the typical section.

                    Good one.
                    3 CB's gone....
                    1 WK Overland....

                    Still miss the CB though......maybe one day.

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                      #11
                      I was thinking, "what the hell can you use off of a jeep that would make an accord handle better?" hahahah hahhaha

                      My swap thread
                      Main relay proplems?--DIY

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                        #12
                        boy that was a waste of a thread to post this.
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                          #13
                          ROFL u made me LMFAO so hard !!
                          frostwhite225@gmail.com =VENMO


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                            #14
                            HAHAHA man big ups for the biggest smart ass on this forum

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by CustomLowz View Post
                              Finally, park the Cherokee and take the accord off the jack stands.

                              Go for a drive!

                              Your Accord will feel like it handles better than a BMW and rides better than a Town Car. Oh, and that one little rattle you've never been able to find? You won't even notice it!

                              its so true ^.^ lol
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