I fucking hate women drivers...
I had a bit of an issue coming back from school this morning. I was going along on the interstate and a black Honda Pilot passed me. Ok, cool I was only going 70 mph. I am in the right lane about 3 car lengths behind a semi truck. This lady in the Pilot moves over back into the right lane right in front of the semi. The semi then brakes and swerves a bit to the emergency lane, then back into the lane. So, this bitch just cut him off.
I was just like "Damn, that was close."
Then my exit is next, the Pilot, now in front of me also gets off. We turn left at the stop sign. She did not come to a complete stop, I did.
We go down the hill past a shopping center. At this point the road is 4 lanes, then at the shopping center the right lane turns into a turn only lane, as pictured in figure 01.
There are 3 cars stopped at the light, she is in the left lane, as am I. Then when she sees the cars waiting for the light she gets into the turn lane. When the light goes green she guns it and cuts back into the left lane in front of the 3 cars.
This maneuver really swelled my nuts up. At this point I decided to follow her and give her a piece of my mind.
So, I follow her all the way into her neighborhood and start flashing my lights and blowing my horn. She does nothing, and goes all the way to her house. I stop at the end of the driveway and roll down the window. I did not want to get out because then she might think I intend to physically assault her.
I asked in a angry voice: "What kind of move was that at the stop light?"
She replied almost crying: "My dog is dying and I am trying to get home."
I answered back: "Don't get me wrong, I have a dog and I love him, but just now you endangered my life, and several others with your moves. The semi on the interstate nearly ran into you. You also endangered my property as well. For what? Your dog? What would you say to the judge when you are charged with vehicular manslaughter for making those moves?"
She was very upset now and said "I don't know, I never thought of that."
Of course I answered back: "Of course you did not think. But what if a cop pulled you over? Would he let you continue hurriedly to your house? I think not. Just be glad I was the one who called you out and not a pig. Good luck with your dog."
And then I left. Dammit I hate stupid people.
I had a bit of an issue coming back from school this morning. I was going along on the interstate and a black Honda Pilot passed me. Ok, cool I was only going 70 mph. I am in the right lane about 3 car lengths behind a semi truck. This lady in the Pilot moves over back into the right lane right in front of the semi. The semi then brakes and swerves a bit to the emergency lane, then back into the lane. So, this bitch just cut him off.
I was just like "Damn, that was close."
Then my exit is next, the Pilot, now in front of me also gets off. We turn left at the stop sign. She did not come to a complete stop, I did.
We go down the hill past a shopping center. At this point the road is 4 lanes, then at the shopping center the right lane turns into a turn only lane, as pictured in figure 01.
There are 3 cars stopped at the light, she is in the left lane, as am I. Then when she sees the cars waiting for the light she gets into the turn lane. When the light goes green she guns it and cuts back into the left lane in front of the 3 cars.
This maneuver really swelled my nuts up. At this point I decided to follow her and give her a piece of my mind.
So, I follow her all the way into her neighborhood and start flashing my lights and blowing my horn. She does nothing, and goes all the way to her house. I stop at the end of the driveway and roll down the window. I did not want to get out because then she might think I intend to physically assault her.
I asked in a angry voice: "What kind of move was that at the stop light?"
She replied almost crying: "My dog is dying and I am trying to get home."
I answered back: "Don't get me wrong, I have a dog and I love him, but just now you endangered my life, and several others with your moves. The semi on the interstate nearly ran into you. You also endangered my property as well. For what? Your dog? What would you say to the judge when you are charged with vehicular manslaughter for making those moves?"
She was very upset now and said "I don't know, I never thought of that."
Of course I answered back: "Of course you did not think. But what if a cop pulled you over? Would he let you continue hurriedly to your house? I think not. Just be glad I was the one who called you out and not a pig. Good luck with your dog."
And then I left. Dammit I hate stupid people.
but the majority of the "WTF!?!" / "OMG!!" / "That couldve gotten me hurt/killed!" accidents, were because of women!
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