They're saying:
Attention Japanese citizens!! There are 2 Americans living in the room on the (..th) floor. The male is named Matt. According to our confidential sources, he is a sex god. We have not, however, determined his sexual orientation. Until further notice, bending over without pants is strictly prohibited. Violators may be unlawfully and painfully penetrated.
Yeah. I bet.
It is really cool that the cars there are not the same as they are in the states. As much as I would like to have the same cars, it makes life more interesting!
Attention Japanese citizens!! There are 2 Americans living in the room on the (..th) floor. The male is named Matt. According to our confidential sources, he is a sex god. We have not, however, determined his sexual orientation. Until further notice, bending over without pants is strictly prohibited. Violators may be unlawfully and painfully penetrated.
Yeah. I bet.
It is really cool that the cars there are not the same as they are in the states. As much as I would like to have the same cars, it makes life more interesting!
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