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    Rules for Non-Military Americans - this is cute

    I got this from a good friend of mine and ex-coworker who thanks me all the time for joining the military. He usually sends me stuff like this but I feel like sharing this one:

    Dear Civilians, 'We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

    1. The next time you see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem - kick their ass.

    2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest - kick their ass.

    3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

    4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be 'Special Forces, Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

    5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, 'Do you fly a jet?' Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

    6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard 'non-military', inform them of their mistake - and kick their ass.

    7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her - of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

    8. Don't try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran (except Stan). We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn't know) is our CinC. Regardless of political party, we have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked

    9.'Your mama wears combat boots' never made sense to me - stop saying It! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore could kick your ass!

    10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying 'Let's go kill those Commies!' And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me- if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

    11. 'Flyboy' (Air Force), 'Jarhead' (Marines), 'Grunt' (Army), 'Squid' (Navy), 'Puddle Jumpers' (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get your ass kicked.

    12. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the freedom of speech.'

    'It's the Veteran, not the community organizer, who gives us the freedom to demonstrate.'

    'It's the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag.'

    My Accord History:
    91 EX 2dr : 91 EX 2dr : 91 LX 4dr : 93 EX 2dr : 86 LXi 2dr : 92 LX 4dr : 92 EX 4dr

    -Patrick

    #2
    Good post! Once again proving that nothing fixes a problem like a good ass kicking! lol

    I live within walking distance of Rickenbacker AFB, so the neighborhood gas station always has someone in uniform coming in or out. I always hold the door for them and thank them for serving our country.

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      #3
      nice thread reminds me i need to meet my friend thats coming home from iraq next week actually. when i see people in uniform i don't do anything different i'm not good with talking to strangers i get quiet hahaa. thanks my big soldiers


      Originally posted by Juice21
      thnx pimpette, your car inspired me to go lower
      Originally posted by GameChewer
      Shiit i heard that, you heard the queen!

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        #4
        i just love being a veteran!!!

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          #5
          If I'm in NROTC, can I use the word "Squid" without getting a boot up the ass?

          "The fault-finder will find faults even in paradise. Love your life, poor as it is. You may perhaps have some pleasant, thrilling, glorious hours, even in a poorhouse."-Henry David Thoreau

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            #6
            oo phuking raahh

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              #7
              Originally posted by visualpoet View Post
              Good post! Once again proving that nothing fixes a problem like a good ass kicking! lol

              I live within walking distance of Rickenbacker AFB, so the neighborhood gas station always has someone in uniform coming in or out. I always hold the door for them and thank them for serving our country.
              I get thanked all the time and it really means a lot to me! Makes me feel like I'm actually doing something that matters. Keep it up bro!

              Originally posted by breeziebabyyy View Post
              nice thread reminds me i need to meet my friend thats coming home from iraq next week actually. when i see people in uniform i don't do anything different i'm not good with talking to strangers i get quiet hahaa. thanks my big soldiers
              don't be skuured!! We don't bite...unless you want us to

              Originally posted by h22anow View Post
              i just love being a veteran!!!
              Amen, thank you brotha!

              Originally posted by IAmTheNight View Post
              If I'm in NROTC, can I use the word "Squid" without getting a boot up the ass?
              That's pushing it but I think some would let you slide

              Originally posted by JARHEAD293 View Post
              oo phuking raahh
              marines ftw

              My Accord History:
              91 EX 2dr : 91 EX 2dr : 91 LX 4dr : 93 EX 2dr : 86 LXi 2dr : 92 LX 4dr : 92 EX 4dr

              -Patrick

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