One evening this traveling salesmen goes to this bar to get a drink.While sitting at the bar he notices all through the evening people putting $20 dollars in this large jar and then walking over to a horse kept in a stall in the back.After a few hours of this,he asked the bartender what the hell is that all about.The bartender tells him,Well you put $20 in the jar,your bet, and walk up to the horse and tell him anything to make him laugh,if he does you win all the money in the jar and the other jars here behind the counter.Well the salesman thought for a minute,and said what the hell,put his 20 in,went over to the horse whispered something in his ear,the horse suddenly broke into a uncontollable laughter,the salesmen collects his money and leaves.Now 3 years later,the same salesman walks into the same bar,sees the same horse and ask the bar tender is it the same task,the bartender says no,its $50 and this time you have to make him cry,so the salesman takes a drink,puts his 50 in the jar,walks up to the horse whispers something in his ear.The horse starts crying like a baby.The salesman collects all the money and starts to leave,but before he gets out,the bartender asks,"HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT BOTH TIMES,THE SALESMAN SAYS,EASY,FIRST TIME I TOLD HIM MY DICK WAS BIGGER THAN HIS,BARTENDER SAYS OKAY THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY.BUT HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM CRY,THE SALES MAN SAY THAT WAS EASIER,I TOLD HIM TO LOOK AND I SHOWED IT TO HIM
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One evening this traveling salesmen goes to this bar to get a drink.While sitting at the bar he notices all through the evening people putting $20 dollars in this large jar and then walking over to a horse kept in a stall in the back.After a few hours of this,he asked the bartender what the hell is that all about.The bartender tells him,Well you put $20 in the jar,your bet, and walk up to the horse and tell him anything to make him laugh,if he does you win all the money in the jar and the other jars here behind the counter.Well the salesman thought for a minute,and said what the hell,put his 20 in,went over to the horse whispered something in his ear,the horse suddenly broke into a uncontollable laughter,the salesmen collects his money and leaves.Now 3 years later,the same salesman walks into the same bar,sees the same horse and ask the bar tender is it the same task,the bartender says no,its $50 and this time you have to make him cry,so the salesman takes a drink,puts his 50 in the jar,walks up to the horse whispers something in his ear.The horse starts crying like a baby.The salesman collects all the money and starts to leave,but before he gets out,the bartender asks,"HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT BOTH TIMES,THE SALESMAN SAYS,EASY,FIRST TIME I TOLD HIM MY DICK WAS BIGGER THAN HIS,BARTENDER SAYS OKAY THAT IS PRETTY FUNNY.BUT HOW DID YOU MAKE HIM CRY,THE SALES MAN SAY THAT WAS EASIER,I TOLD HIM TO LOOK AND I SHOWED IT TO HIM
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Heard that joke so many times, but it's funny
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I always heard it with a donkey, fwiw....My Member's Ride Thread
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First time I've ever heard it.
Well, read it.
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Originally posted by npor View PostFirst time I've ever heard it.
Well, read it.
Last edited by slammed4thgen; 08-20-2009, 11:43 PM.
smoke tires, not drugs.Comment
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WE MISS YOU JO(9-04-2008)
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alright already
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all these fail pictures are funny as shit
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lol i was just going to do it until someone said something
its fun
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lol
Going through the motions for the thrill of it
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