When roommates eat your food...

[coletrain]

I just got two new roommates. One of which decides to eat my food from time to time. I had a frozen pizza, tortellini, Coke, and sandwich stuff...all of which has been eaten and never asked for. I don't mind sharing my things with people, I just can't stand when people take things without asking. That shit's not free, WTF.

And when I confront him: "Oh I thought it was mine!" Bull shit and go fuck yourself How can you rummage through the refrigerator and not know what you've bought and haven't bought...

I've been here for 2 weeks...way to make a first impression

venting...

[The G-Man]

beat his face in with a baseball bat.

[crusto2k3]

if he has milk, leave it out and let it go bad, then throw it back in ye ol' fridge. Hopefully the heathen (roommate) swigs form the jug and gets a surprise.

[ric3rboi23]

butter the floor.

[AG17CB7]

butter the floor.

[zacatecas]

beat his face in with a baseball bat.

Be nice to your roomates and let them eat whatever is in there.
YEAH RIGHT! bash his face in while he is sleeping.

[kmart64]

can someone link me to that youtube video of the butter thing please....I can't find it lol

[phatdoughnut]

Make cupcakes or something and cum all over them and leave them in there... Im sure he will eat them.

[Lil' Whitie]

ha ya'll complaining?i have an autustic roomate. he gets all the food in the house and never cleans. yeah

what i do? i keep my room door closed and locked and have my own mini fridge and my own dishes. in my room i have a fulton as a bed and a pc desk with two tv tuners and all the multimedia i want. only thing i need in the apt is the stove and the bathroom and thats it. what i pay a mont? 220 bucks a month and well worth it lol

[ExplodingCake]

can someone link me to that youtube video of the butter thing please....I can't find it lol

[mysticude]

wash your bunghole with his toothbrush everyday

[wherm]

i don't remember where I read this, might have even been on here, but some dude was upset that his roommates were eating his food so he started pissing in his leftovers and putting them in the fridge. After the roommates ate his food, he'd let them know what he did to it

Kinda sick, but it probly worked!

[cp[mike]]

set shit straight now... let him start that, itll go on forever.

[coletrain]

Yeah I confronted him about it and he seemed pretty nervous. We'll see where it goes from here.



Another roommate story...

I had a roommate a couple months ago who contracted a skin infection. Well the infection became so bad he went to the hospital and discovered he'd contracted MRSA. If you know anything about MRSA, it's a pretty serious Staph Infection. I mean...when kids get this virus they shut down schools! Look up videos on YouTube of MRSA and Staph Infections...it's nasty shit!

So anyways, I never knew he had MRSA untill his ordeal was over. He never cleaned the apartment after his infection so the MRSA was EVERYWHERE! A few friends and I came to the apartment to clean it before our lease was up. In the end, everyone that entered the apartment contracted the virus and spent days in the hospital getting sores drained and removed. I was the only person that didn't contract the virus.

What a Bastard for not cleaning the apartment after...if he had MRSA I'm sure the doctors told him it's highly contagious and he should clean everything when he got home......well he didn't......and didn't tell anyone

[ric3rboi23]

butter his floor too.
and give him aids.