it gets no more baller.

[J-specCb4]

http://www.smh.com.au/drive/motor-ne...1016-gzsq.html


i wonder if i can swap those seats in my car....

[Pandemic]

Don't lick the seat :P

[visualpoet]

Swear to God, this is right from the manufacturer's website.

WHY BLONDEZ NEED DARTZ.KOMBAT?

1. BECAUSE BLOND NEXT DOOR HAVE JUST LAMBO.

2. BECAUSE ANY BUGATTI or FERRARI OWNER WILL BE AT YOUR FEET.

3. BECAUSE SHE CAN TELL: MY INTERIOR IS MADE FROM HUNDRED INCH PENIS - WHAT'S ABOUT YOURS?

4. BECAUSE WHEN SHE WILL START PARKING - ALL AROUND WILL RUN AWAY - NOBOY WANT TO START CRASH TESTS.

5. BECAUSE GAS TANKS FROM BOTH SIDES WILL SOLVE MANY PROBLEMS AT GAS STATION.

[deevergote]

You just can't read that without a Russian accent.

[Pandemic]

Swear to God, this is right from the manufacturer's website.

LOL I see it!

[deevergote]

I'm going to make a "whale penis" intake covered in authentic whale penis leather!

[J-specCb4]

i was thinking the exact same thing.

[JoshM]

i wonder if i can swap those seats in my car....

So you can ride around all day on a penis?

[MikeW]

You just can't read that without a Russian accent.

i read with an accent too!

So you can ride around all day on a penis?

pwnd.

This is great. My first thought was like whale penis intake then to CF. But then i read and sure enough, theyre talking actual, bonified, certified, whale DORK.

Wow. I dont need that. My girl rides around on mine enough as it is.

[J-specCb4]

So you can ride around all day on a penis?

next concern is if u have a sexy woman in the car does ur interior get bigger?

[visualpoet]

I find it disconcerting that no one is worried about the obvious problem:


Your ride's ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS going to smell like whale cock.


Imagine opening the door on a hot summer day...

[MikeW]

Hopefully it would be tempered or sealed in some fashion. If not....



Mmmm...hot whale cock.

[J-specCb4]

I find it disconcerting that no one is worried about the obvious problem:


Your ride's ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS going to smell like whale cock.


Imagine opening the door on a hot summer day...

an even bigger problem i have is that u know for an absolute fact that whale cock doesnt smell pleasant HAHA how are u so sure!

[visualpoet]

It's a gigantic dick. I don't have to know how it smells to know I don't want my ride to smell like it all the time!

[deevergote]

Will poor folks like us at least be able to buy air fresheners that smell like whale cock? So we can fake it? You know... like "new car scent" in our 90-93 Accords...


It might not smell that bad. My gigantic dick smells like roses.