funny?

[slammed4thgen]

i just wanted to share something i found funny...could be because im tired as shit.

so laying here nerding it up on the computer(havent slept) and the wifes alarm goes off...she shuts it off and goes back to sleep.

5 minutes later no snooze alarm goes off so i ask "what are you doing? get up!"

she looks at the clock says "oh shit!"

lays back down for a second and mind you its 6:21 am...she sets the alarm for 6:25 lmao.

i said its 4 minutes, get the fuck up

still she lays...asleep

[slammed4thgen]

update: she snoozed that bitch lol.

[MikeW]

I think you need to go have morning relations with her instead of "nerding" it up.

[bcjammerx]

sounds like my wife, does the exact same thing

***greencb7inkc...I see that here we think alike

[visualpoet]

Monica is hard to wake up, which drives me nuts. My wife is 31 years old, I shouldn't have to go back upstairs three or four times to get her up for work. And she has to have a fan or white noise source to sleep, where I sleep best if I can hear the noises in the house.

[MikeW]

I guess i got lucky in finding it but my alarm clock has 2 alarms on it --BUT-- you can set the length of the snooze. I set it to -5minutes- and set one alarm 3 minutes after the first. That way its going off ever 2-3mins. Usually takes me about 10minutes before im up, lol.

And whats the deal with fans/radios/tv's ALL NIGHT??? I like to have the tv on, but i set the sleep timer on and just go to sleep. Fuck leaving it on all night and fans make it cold and they're constantly on. Fuck that.

[slammed4thgen]

Monica is hard to wake up, which drives me nuts. My wife is 31 years old, I shouldn't have to go back upstairs three or four times to get her up for work. And she has to have a fan or white noise source to sleep, where I sleep best if I can hear the noises in the house.

see, thats me

if you want me to get up, you have to drag me from the bed lol.
and the tv? always on!

I guess i got lucky in finding it but my alarm clock has 2 alarms on it --BUT-- you can set the length of the snooze. I set it to -5minutes- and set one alarm 3 minutes after the first. That way its going off ever 2-3mins. Usually takes me about 10minutes before im up, lol.

And whats the deal with fans/radios/tv's ALL NIGHT??? I like to have the tv on, but i set the sleep timer on and just go to sleep. Fuck leaving it on all night and fans make it cold and they're constantly on. Fuck that.

my phone allows for up to 25 alarms to be set for anytimes and any days all at once...(why anyone would need 25 alarms? who knows lol.)

so of course, as stated above, i can sleep through a small war so i set 6 of them...all 5 minutes apart and i "listen" to all of them before rolling out of the bed lol.

[nine_deuce]

I too have to have a fan on, both for the noise and so I'm not breathing in hot air.

My wife is the same way, her alarm will go off, she'll hit snooze, it'll go off again, then it's a mad dash to the shower. If I have to set my alarm, all hell breaks loose... haha, not really

[wed3k]

wow, why do so many people have wives?

[Father Time]

wow, why do so many people have wives?

I got rid of mine. Best damn thing I ever did. (She cheated though)

[slammed4thgen]

wow, why do so many people have wives?

cause they are hot.

if you find the right one its only right to do before someone else does!

[visualpoet]

wow, why do so many people have wives?

Because you kinda get used to not getting booty from your wife. Not getting it from a bunch of different women is depressing.

Just kidding. Wives are great (and no, she's not looking over my shoulder.)

I got rid of mine. Best damn thing I ever did. (She cheated though)

I got rid of the first one, but since both of our sons are members here, I'll refrain from talking bad about her.

[Brandoncb7]

I bought the ring and proposed. She said yes. Later on she turned into a bitch so I took the ring back and got my money. Then I went out and partied with said money lol.

[mj213]

Because you kinda get used to not getting booty from your wife. Not getting it from a bunch of different women is depressing.

Thou dost speaketh the truth.

[MikeW]

wow, why do so many people have wives?

Why dont you?

Because you kinda get used to not getting booty from your wife. Not getting it from a bunch of different women is depressing.

Just kidding. Wives are great (and no, she's not looking over my shoulder.)



I got rid of the first one, but since both of our sons are members here, I'll refrain from talking bad about her.

I'll have one come Christmas.

And whats up with yer boys? I dont think ive seen them post in a long time...