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    My youngest's first heartbreak...

    He just discovered the girl he's been seeing isn't really Smurfette.







































    #2
    Papa Smurf blow his load?

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      #3
      ^ i lol'd

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        #4
        Originally posted by Law Grandeur View Post
        ^ i lol'd
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          #5
          lol thats messed up



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            #6
            I'm clueless as to what's going on. I've never had a caucasian kid before.

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              #7
              Man you guys are demented.

              Josh, if you said that about one of my boys, I'd come out to TN and burn your trailer down.. lol

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                #8
                Originally posted by mj213 View Post
                Man you guys are demented.

                Josh, if you said that about one of my boys, I'd come out to TN and burn your trailer down.. lol
                It was in pretty poor taste, Josh.


                The whole thing was supposed to convey the thought that he'd been making out with his gf (who he thought was Smurfette (who is blue)) and discovered she was covered in blue makeup instead. Oddly, everyone I texted it to thought it was pretty funny and understood it.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Makaveli2k View Post
                  I'm clueless as to what's going on. I've never had a caucasian kid before.
                  Originally posted by mj213 View Post
                  Josh, if you said that about one of my boys, I'd come out to TN and burn your trailer down.. lol
                  AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

                  I thnk i just pissed my pants a little, i laughed so hard!

                  I cant see the image but i have a feeling it's epic.


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                    #10
                    i definitely got the joke.

                    i just started laughing harder when i saw Josh's interpretation.


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                      #11
                      Originally posted by joshm View Post
                      papa Smurf Blow His Load?


                      Ahahahahahhahahah!

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                        #12
                        LOL thats to funny. he looks devastated. LOL poor kiddo. thats great.
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                          #13
                          jon what are you gonna tell him when he gets to be about 5 years older?

                          having kids must be fun sometimes, you get to be there with them through all these funny moments then you have something to give them shit about later on in life haha

                          however, after first glance i did lol at josh's comment.

                          life is good.

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                            #14
                            I dont get the joke?

                            JoshM's comment i did get though lol.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Tippey764 View Post
                              I dont get the joke?

                              JoshM's comment i did get though lol.
                              Joke has been explained once already.

                              I personally thought Josh's joke didn't make sense. When was the last time anyone saw spunk in body color? As far as I can tell from porn, it's all white.

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