This will be some what of a read. I might leave cliff notes at the bottom. maybe not. But anyways on to the story. the story is double spaced for easier reading.
I just got out of the shower. Last night I was at my buddies house, in which
he invited me over for a house warming party because he just got the house.
So I head over and what not catch up on things and waited till the night
came around. We all watched TV as people were coming in and around 9 or
so that is when the party started. played BP and people were playing this
zombie game on the wii. I played for a bit then I was going to be partners
with a friend for BP. so fast forward after all the drinking. I was drunk so I
layed on the couch to chill out. I was in and out of it. So I finally fell asleep.
I wake up to my friend's sister taking her pants off and then sitting on my
left leg. I then pat her on the back and asked "are you okay?" she said yea
I'm fine. So I was like ok? She is sitting on my leg the part in between my hip
and knee cap. and few minutes later she gets up and pulls her pants up. I
see BOOTY!!!!!! then she walks over to the chair next to a table and sits for
a few. And then it HIT ME. My left leg was saturated in PISS! I was like
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! I thought it would just be a small amount. So I layed
there and then she gets up and has to pass me by to get to the couch she
was on. So she trips on my left foot that is on the floor. and her left hand
ALMOST SMASHED MY NUT SACK. I jumped a little before her hand came all
the way down. So then she gets all comfy and sleeps like a baby. So I
text-ed my friends and one of them said "Kick their ASS" so then I explained
some of it to him. Fast forward maybe roughly 2 hours. She gets up to go to
the bathroom this time! and she made it there with no problem. okay. Now
she gets back to her couch and I was thinking about asking her If she pissed
on me. So I hesitated for a few minutes and tapped her on her shoulder and
asked her "Did you Pee on me last night?" She looked me in the eye and she
said "NO" and shook her head too. I was like "I swear you did" she then
buried her face in in pillow..... Fast forward till 6:30 this morning. Her alarm
on her phone was set. The most annoying thing ever! So I'm thinking where
the F$%@ is this phone? So me and her get up to go look for it and its under
my couch. She gets it goes to her brother's room and ask for the keys or
something and went outside to her car to get some clothes I guess. She
changes in the bathroom and after that she leaves. 15 minutes later I knock
on my friends door which is her brother to tell him I am leaving. So then he is
like okay cool. Thanks for coming and what not. Then I was like I gotta tell
you something really quick. So I told him what had happened and I told him
to touch my jeans. The left side was wet and the right side was dry. I told
him if I had piss my self both sides would be wet and in my crotch region.
But this is on my leg and it made its way to my back pocket, belt, and
t-shirt. He was like "did you sleep with her on the same couch?" I was like no
I was on this couch and she was on that couch. Trust me I've had thoughts
about it. But its my friends sister. So then he was like I'm sorry dude and
was laughing his ass off. I was like its okay I guess. But the jeans I am
wearing are brand new because I haven't done laundry yet so I went out to
buy a new pair of jeans. He was like oh man lol. I was like alright i'll hit you
up later or something. As I walk out the door he was like watch out for the
puke! I was like eeewwww. It was on the left side so it wasn't in my path.
well this was my Friday night. I took a thorough shower. and the money in
my wallet is wet and so is this piece of paper that A$$HOLE left from hitting
my car in the parking garage. Now I'm going to wash all my clothes I wore
last night and my wallet now. Have a good weekend CB7TUNER
CLIFFS:
Go to friends house warming party
Get drunk and have fun
Time for ZZZZ
Sleep on couch
I got PISSED ON by a GIRL
Tell friend in the morning
He laughed his ass off
I just got out of the shower. Last night I was at my buddies house, in which
he invited me over for a house warming party because he just got the house.
So I head over and what not catch up on things and waited till the night
came around. We all watched TV as people were coming in and around 9 or
so that is when the party started. played BP and people were playing this
zombie game on the wii. I played for a bit then I was going to be partners
with a friend for BP. so fast forward after all the drinking. I was drunk so I
layed on the couch to chill out. I was in and out of it. So I finally fell asleep.
I wake up to my friend's sister taking her pants off and then sitting on my
left leg. I then pat her on the back and asked "are you okay?" she said yea
I'm fine. So I was like ok? She is sitting on my leg the part in between my hip
and knee cap. and few minutes later she gets up and pulls her pants up. I
see BOOTY!!!!!! then she walks over to the chair next to a table and sits for
a few. And then it HIT ME. My left leg was saturated in PISS! I was like
WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!! I thought it would just be a small amount. So I layed
there and then she gets up and has to pass me by to get to the couch she
was on. So she trips on my left foot that is on the floor. and her left hand
ALMOST SMASHED MY NUT SACK. I jumped a little before her hand came all
the way down. So then she gets all comfy and sleeps like a baby. So I
text-ed my friends and one of them said "Kick their ASS" so then I explained
some of it to him. Fast forward maybe roughly 2 hours. She gets up to go to
the bathroom this time! and she made it there with no problem. okay. Now
she gets back to her couch and I was thinking about asking her If she pissed
on me. So I hesitated for a few minutes and tapped her on her shoulder and
asked her "Did you Pee on me last night?" She looked me in the eye and she
said "NO" and shook her head too. I was like "I swear you did" she then
buried her face in in pillow..... Fast forward till 6:30 this morning. Her alarm
on her phone was set. The most annoying thing ever! So I'm thinking where
the F$%@ is this phone? So me and her get up to go look for it and its under
my couch. She gets it goes to her brother's room and ask for the keys or
something and went outside to her car to get some clothes I guess. She
changes in the bathroom and after that she leaves. 15 minutes later I knock
on my friends door which is her brother to tell him I am leaving. So then he is
like okay cool. Thanks for coming and what not. Then I was like I gotta tell
you something really quick. So I told him what had happened and I told him
to touch my jeans. The left side was wet and the right side was dry. I told
him if I had piss my self both sides would be wet and in my crotch region.
But this is on my leg and it made its way to my back pocket, belt, and
t-shirt. He was like "did you sleep with her on the same couch?" I was like no
I was on this couch and she was on that couch. Trust me I've had thoughts
about it. But its my friends sister. So then he was like I'm sorry dude and
was laughing his ass off. I was like its okay I guess. But the jeans I am
wearing are brand new because I haven't done laundry yet so I went out to
buy a new pair of jeans. He was like oh man lol. I was like alright i'll hit you
up later or something. As I walk out the door he was like watch out for the
puke! I was like eeewwww. It was on the left side so it wasn't in my path.
well this was my Friday night. I took a thorough shower. and the money in
my wallet is wet and so is this piece of paper that A$$HOLE left from hitting
my car in the parking garage. Now I'm going to wash all my clothes I wore
last night and my wallet now. Have a good weekend CB7TUNER
CLIFFS:
Go to friends house warming party
Get drunk and have fun
Time for ZZZZ
Sleep on couch
I got PISSED ON by a GIRL
Tell friend in the morning
He laughed his ass off
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