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****!! I'm all hot and bothered, Where's my glass of 'gac. That will cool me down.

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    ****!! I'm all hot and bothered, Where's my glass of 'gac. That will cool me down.

    The food was great.

    But the girl... what she says after she eats the meat log. At that part specifically... I lost my composure.


    #2
    She is definitely cute, im hot and bothered also
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      #3
      Originally posted by gemini View Post
      she Is Definitely Cute, Im Hot And Bothered Also
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        #4
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          #5
          I saw the thread title and thought "PLEASE let this be a post by Mak!"

          Not diggin her nosering, but otherwise... lawdy. 3 types of meat, drinkin bud, and ready to play black ops... that girl knows what foreplay is all about.






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            #6
            Originally posted by deevergote View Post
            Not diggin her nosering
            how dare you.
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              #7
              It wouldn't be a deal breaker...






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                #8
                Im in love.
                -Will

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                  #9
                  She seems like a girl that needs a lot of meat to satisfy her. I think I'm outta luck.
                  Does anyone have a hookup for some roofies?






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                    #10
                    Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                    I saw the thread title and thought "PLEASE let this be a post by Mak!"

                    Not diggin her nosering, but otherwise... lawdy. 3 types of meat, drinkin bud, and ready to play black ops... that girl knows what foreplay is all about.
                    Awww Shucks Deevergote.
                    =p

                    I think I'd wait and pwn her in black ops for a bit before I brutally and savagely assaulted her Vagina. Her pooper is probably going to be working over time after that meat log. =p

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                      #11
                      5,826 calories... you know she probably looks like this now, after just one meat log:







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                        #12
                        i both do and dont want to know how you so quickly had that image to link.
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                          #13
                          I keep pictures of all your ex-girlfriends, Jon.






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                            #14
                            Originally posted by deevergote View Post
                            5,826 calories... you know she probably looks like this now, after just one meat log:

                            She should lube up her Fupa with Mayonnaise. It'll help her get that extra little bit tucked in. It'll smell like hell and may attract the surrounding area's wildlife.

                            But it'd be a small price to pay to cram all that booty into those hot jeans.

                            =p

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                              #15
                              Hey, having wildlife attracted to the crotchal region isn't necessarily bad... Convince a few deer that it's a salt lick, and you're in for hours of pleasure!






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