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    Automotive Acronyms

    Recent post on Jalopnik about automaker acronyms, so figured I'd get it rolling on here.

    Make up your own, or add tested and true favourites.


    I came up with a great one today

    MITSUBISHI - May Its Terrible Steering & Useless Brakes Induce Scary Highway Incidents

    #2
    FORD - First On Race Day


    Form.Follows.Function

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      #3
      GMC = God's Magnificent Chariot

      no
      Accord turbo kit under $2k here
      $30 HID kits here Thread
      "What a selfish bitch. She looks like one too. A smart-mouthed, facebook-ing, "i dont know if im straight, bi or *** yet" little brat." -greencb7inkc
      "No Herra Frush, Slammed, tucked or frame dragging here. I'll leave that to the mini trucks...." -fishdonotbounce

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        #4
        Ford- Found On Road Dead

        psn: KoRn_LuVr

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          #5
          Ha, those are 2 new ones.

          HYUNDAI - Here's Y U Never Drive An Import

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            #6
            HONDA - Hang On, Not Done Accelerating.


            Form.Follows.Function

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              #7
              Cracked Heads Every Valve Rusted Oil Leaks on Every Turn

              Cheap Heap in Every Vatos Yard

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                #8
                Originally posted by coupes View Post
                Cracked Heads Every Valve Rusted Oil Leaks on Every Turn

                Cheap Heap in Every Vatos Yard


                nice


                Form.Follows.Function

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                  #9
                  Some i hear at school

                  BMW- Black Man Working
                  Subaru- Some Unknown Bastard's Attempted Racing Uniqueness

                  Lol I was gonna say the Honda one :P
                  1993 10th Anniversary MRT

                  Originally posted by The G-Man
                  For that money, yes. But my dick isn't big enough for that shit.

                  List of all my cars to date

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                    #10
                    Ford: Flipped Over Roadside Disaster

                    Dodge: Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere

                    BMW: Bought My Wife

                    Volvo: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

                    Honda: Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles

                    More Here: http://www.lotsofjokes.com/car_acronyms.asp
                    Last edited by S.W.A.T; 01-29-2012, 03:17 AM.

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                      #11
                      oh i thought this was acronyms for car parts...

                      oops...maybe someone should start a thread for acronyms for car parts.

                      i sometimes get lost when someone uses acronyms for car parts.

                      im like wtf? what part are they talking about???
                      RIP 4/23/12...lets not forget, the 88" Z31 turbo, are my dailys

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by jewelproject View Post
                        oh i thought this was acronyms for car parts...

                        oops...maybe someone should start a thread for acronyms for car parts.

                        i sometimes get lost when someone uses acronyms for car parts.

                        im like wtf? what part are they talking about???

                        this might Help? http://www.clubcivic.com/board/showthread.php?t=75863

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                          #13
                          niice s w a t !!!

                          good looking out!
                          Last edited by jewelproject; 01-29-2012, 03:42 AM.
                          RIP 4/23/12...lets not forget, the 88" Z31 turbo, are my dailys

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by jewelproject View Post
                            niice s w a t !!!

                            gooding looking out!

                            No problem!!

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                              #15
                              *gives S W A T some cool/rep points*
                              RIP 4/23/12...lets not forget, the 88" Z31 turbo, are my dailys

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