I finally opened a PO Box.

[Ralphie]

Well im sorry you didn't feel the love this year Mike, but I don't feel comfortable sending you hookers through the USPS to your actual address.

To risky.

Perhaps, now that you have your own P.O. box, one might be inclined to partake in these type of risks.

[crazymikey]

Wish I was close enough to piss in your PO box instead of your fridge.

[Leung]

Wish I was close enough to piss in your PO box instead of your fridge.

But now you can piss in a bottle and mail it to his PO Box from the comforts of your own home. Just make sure to write on the outside of the packing, "must keep refrigerated".

[crazymikey]

I'll put it in a thermos.

[nine_deuce]

I'm gonna send you a big piece of folded up cardboard, probably 6 foot tall, 3 feet wide with a hole in it. Why you ask? 2 reasons:

You can use it to break dance on, OR, you'll have a mobile glory hole. While you're driving, if ya see a slut, stop, get out, grab your cardboard glory hole "wall" and stand on a corner...