The Eggman Chronicles

[cp[mike]]

for those of you who dont know, me and justin (doctorcipher) are coworkers and both do network administration... which requires constant trips to NYC for the clients we have out there... our boss is moody and always finds ways to piss us off, and we have an inside joke going related to eggs (long story) so we call him the Eggman all the time. when he is giving us loads of work to do, we say "a barrage of eggs have been thrown at me today, sorry i dont have time for yada yada" etc...

he gives us tons of work, brags about how great he is, but never does any work himself. he also has me do things like write programs for him, so he can make lots of money off of my hard work. which i guess is how any business works, but hes a very clear example of it.

edit: and OH timesheets... he makes us keep track of what we do every minute of every day, and log it on the website... and gets excessively pissed when we lag behind a couple days...

so im driving to the city and i pass a truck that says Pinto on the side of it... which is the actual firstname our boss goes by (he doesnt know about the name Eggman yet lol) so i took a pic and chopped a brown egg (hes indian) in the driver seat, and it started a series of pics, im constantly making more. heres the first 5 that i have done, hope to keep making more

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/pinto1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/pinto2.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/pinto3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/pinto4.jpg[/img]

[img]http://www.****.com/pics/pinto5.jpg[/img]

[nghtrydr23]

haha thats some funny shitttttt

[excalibur02]

haha and to figure i know what its all about. to funny i didnt see the last one before. oh man what a good laugh

[HenRoc]

man the rape one its too damn funny Mike.

[micksf22accord]

BAHHAHAHHAA ROFL LMAO BAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH LMAO ROFL

[JDMAlex]

sounds like a jerk.. i deal with pepole from nyc , statin , manhattin areas they can be very pushy and right to the point. they want it done and they want it now!..

some of them are nice thow

[Dirty Harry]

lol... totally awesome. I love that last one, you never showed me that before. Definitely approaching the outer edges of hilarity (if that's even a word). You said he doesn't know about the name eggman yet... he better NEVER know about this or what that means, lol...

Sometimes I almost feel bad for getting you into this mess... but the money's good Did you think it was gonna be this annoying first-off ?


EDIT: The RAPE TIME one is inspired by an online comic strip series called "Morning Glory". Last time I checked, the site seems to have been taken down. Does anyone have any idea where these might be found again (or even better, has anyone saved any/all of the comics?)

[JaK FRoSTWhiTE]

Have you done any more lately?