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    I lost my Virginity!!!!!!!

    hahaha not sexual wise you pervs..


    I got pulled over for the first time...ever. i was comin home from menlo mall...route 1 had mad traffic so i took rt 27 home..drove the back roads and etc..im drivin through metuchen..mindin my own buisness..then i see these bright ass yellow flashes on the road...im like omg..sparks? i toiught i ran over a live wire or some shit..or dude in front of me's muffler fell off....so i continue driving..not thinking...and i look up..and in my rearview mirror..i see blue and red flashing..but it was very faint...then realize its the yellow lights on the road flashing and hitting the cops lights and mind a weird glare or w/e...ironic thing is..i jus stop there cuz i think im getting pulled over..cuz his lights look like they flashing....but then i realize they werent..o i go and then..WOOP WOOP....mafucka pulls me over...ive watched Cops before. so i kno the procedure,took out my license and registration. Gave it to him..he was mad chill...told me my muffler is a bit loud..and thta hecouldve given me like 4-5 tickets for random moving violations,but he saw that i didnt kno wtf those lights were. BTW the crosswalk..lights up yellow..when a pedestrian crosses...and presses the button. idk, but that shits new to me. Buthe let me off with a warning told me to drive safe,thank God he was spanish. If he was white, i wouldve paniced and be in jail right now. IDK oive just had bad experience with white cops in my town. No offense to any white people[/rant]

    #2
    not all it's cracked up to be, is it

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      #3
      I was gonna say...
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        #4
        haha..i jus wanna see how many people wanna kno my sex life..lol

        but shit..those low profile police lights...the long rectangle ones...they work.i didnt kno dude was right behind me

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          #5
          Yeah, he should have pulled you over in a crowded area and search your car. Put you on the ground face down and cuff you while he had his knee on your face to hold you down. Now that "Cops".

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            #6
            I read the title and was like.....wtf . Thankfully, u got off wit a warning, but tickets ain't nothin to be proud of (unless u beat it in court )
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              #7
              Originally posted by AcclipseH23
              Yeah, he should have pulled you over in a crowded area and search your car. Put you on the ground face down and cuff you while he had his knee on your face to hold you down. Now that "Cops".
              nah usualy its in a trailre park..where jim bob beat his wife..and she called the cops on him...but now shes telling them everythings ok..and they shouldnt arrest him..while her face is bleeding

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                #8
                i thought you got some cut up for the 1st time mang ...lol.

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                  #9
                  I got pulled over with no drivers license

                  beat that bitch

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                  Originally posted by JoshM
                  Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                  NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                    #10
                    I got pulled over doing 55 in a 30.....got off with a warning though!
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                      I got pulled over with no drivers license

                      beat that bitch

                      In most people's cases on here, you don't want to. BTW, I had 13pts on my license at one point.

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                        #12
                        i was pissed when i lost my pulled over viriginity... i got raped hard with a ticket! but it was my fault so no complaining (no seat belt)

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                          #13
                          pssh.... 72 in a 40 with a warnign.... but that was like the 8th or 9th time... first one was 41 in a 30.. got a damn ticket...


                          SOLD!

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                            #14
                            muffler a bit loud, wow what a waste of time, I hate asshole cops.

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                              #15
                              yeh..and ive never gotten pulled over for my muffler..ever..and ive gon through some redneck...upscale and old people towns..towns where people would usualyl pull me over for that...

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