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    Funniest dave chapelle skit ever.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yzf...elated&search=



    You have been defeated by a car with child locks, how embarassing...

    "I noticed my f22 felt "healthier" until it blew up." <Myk>

    #2
    http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

    The pixies skits were pretty controversial too. And semi-funny.

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      #3
      Hahaha!

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        #4
        Originally posted by d2privat11
        http://www.youtube.com/results?searc...&search=Search

        The pixies skits were pretty controversial too. And semi-funny.
        lol that shit was funny...

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          #5
          lmfao the one when dave gets the fish on the plane, Got DAyyyUm!!!!!!!!!!! lol
          I wrote this song back in 94, im not alive, THUG LIFE!!!! dave chapelle that aint your wife. Rest is peace tupac, Ok i Will!! lol
          I cheated on my cb7 with an e30.....Not cool. I will be a honda boy at heart though woop woop

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            #6
            DJ: Exclusive, this that new Tupac.



            Listen close, as life turns it's pages,

            Makaveli here kickin' rhymes for the ages.

            Seen things in stages,

            Wise words spoken by sages,

            From SkyTel to Blackberry pagers.

            Your crew don't phase us,

            We'll make you bustas pay us,

            Run up in your spot like C.J. from San Andreas.



            (Chorus)

            I wrote this song a long time ago,

            A real long time ago. Feel me!

            I wrote this song a long time ago,

            Was the dopest song I ever wrote... in '94.
            (reply to this)
            garyg2k (1 week ago)
            What can a ***** do,

            When half the people voted for George W.?

            Life's a bitch, cause George W., can't be true,

            I wanna choke him, cause he's a snitch,

            I'm talkin' bout George W. Smith, from city council,

            He ran in '93 out in Oakland, you probabably didn't hear about him.



            (Chorus)

            I wrote this song a long time ago,

            A real long time ago.

            Way before Slim Shady was in demand,

            Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan.

            I wrote this song in '94.
            (reply to this)
            garyg2k (1 week ago)
            What can a ***** do,

            When half the people voted for George W.?

            Life's a bitch, cause George W., can't be true,

            I wanna choke him, cause he's a snitch,

            I'm talkin' bout George W. Smith, from city council,

            He ran in '93 out in Oakland, you probabably didn't hear about him.



            (Chorus)

            I wrote this song a long time ago,

            A real long time ago.

            Way before Slim Shady was in demand,

            Way before we dropped bologna on Afghanistan.

            I wrote this song in '94.
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            garyg2k (1 week ago)
            How am I doin' this?



            Look around the club,

            See everyone in the place,

            Showing Pac love,

            Got a smile on my face.

            The girl in the miniskirt, has bad taste,

            Cause that shirt don't match,

            Here's a pudding stain on the back.

            And what the fuck is that! It might be doo doo!
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            garyg2k (1 week ago)
            And you in the back you ain't shit,

            You want a Gin & Tonic but you didn't even tip.

            And if you hit this table one more time,

            Then the record might skip... might skip.

            I told you, stop hittin' the table.



            Tupac Shakur,

            I wrote this rhyme in 1994.

            I'm not alive!
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            garyg2k (1 week ago)
            Thug Life!

            Dave Chappelle, that ain't your wife.

            A married man, you've got two kids,

            Go Home!



            (Chorus)

            I wrote this song a long time ago,

            A real long time ago.

            Way before Beanie Sigel had to do a bid,

            Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids.

            No friends and no future.



            DJ: Tupac rest in peace.



            Ok, I will.
            You have been defeated by a car with child locks, how embarassing...

            "I noticed my f22 felt "healthier" until it blew up." <Myk>

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              #7
              lol the pixies if funny too


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              nFiniTeSkiLz: yea
              nFiniTeSkiLz: go find some friends
              nFiniTeSkiLz: lol
              AzN VtEc PoWeR: i already went on craigslist and got some hoes
              AzN VtEc PoWeR: just like maple
              AzN VtEc PoWeR: hahahaha i keed
              nFiniTeSkiLz: um hum im sure...

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                #8
                Lol. How come Dave chappelle refuses to make his show anymore? He has those 2 guys host it now and refuses to make any new skits. They are using any and all old clips they can find that they haven't showed yet of him.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by i97supratti
                  Lol. How come Dave chappelle refuses to make his show anymore? He has those 2 guys host it now and refuses to make any new skits. They are using any and all old clips they can find that they haven't showed yet of him.
                  creative control

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by i97supratti
                    Lol. How come Dave chappelle refuses to make his show anymore? He has those 2 guys host it now and refuses to make any new skits. They are using any and all old clips they can find that they haven't showed yet of him.
                    Dave refuses to do the show if he cant do the show the way he wants it to be done. Comedy Central wanted him to turn down his show and change the skit to make it more accepted by the nation then by a certain Demo. Charlie Murphy & partner renewed their contracts to get the money but Dave didnt. Hence they are hosting the show since the host is not present. Dave Chappelle said in a interview that if CC was to show any skit he didnt approve off then he would never return to CC. Bye Bye The "DAVE" Chappelle Show.

                    Make a Mental Note that this is the same thing that happen to In Living Color in the 90's when the Keenen Ivory Wayans left because the network wanted him to change the show and add more pale skin artists. The Wayans left the show and so endth the In Living Color.

                    The Cosby show 80's was another show they changed when a Doctor and a Lawyers kids started wearing 1500 dollar sweaters and 200 dollar jeans.

                    Followed by the Flip Wilson show in the 70's when he was forced to add a white CO-host to his show

                    How many shows will it take for the networks to realize that Ghetto comedy should be left the way it is because it always works.
                    Last edited by Abeerdrinker; 07-26-2006, 11:43 AM.
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                      #11
                      http://www.chappelletheory.com/

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                        #12
                        lol @ it might be DOO DOO

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                          #13
                          this one is pretty funny too

                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DC6s...arch=chappelle

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                            #14
                            funny shit -check this one out my favorite the mad real worldhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=EKYkDpZ8vpM&search=chapelle


                            Originally posted by deevergote
                            Yay. You're an asshole.

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                              #15
                              http://youtube.com/watch?v=SftHIFyz6...20real%20world enjoy this.


                              Originally posted by deevergote
                              Yay. You're an asshole.

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