Mary's husband was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent her to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
...And this is why you just can't send a woman to a hardware store... .
At the hardware store, Mary saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Carl, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.
When Carl was finished, Mary asked "How much for the teapot?" Carl replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"
"My goodness that sure is a lotta money!" Mary exclaimed.
Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that her husband had sent her to buy, and Carl went to the back room to find it.
From the back room Carl yelled, "Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?"
Mary replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."
...And this is why you just can't send a woman to a hardware store... .
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