Corrupt my wish - Forum Game.

[Brandoncb7]

Granted but you can't hear.

I wish I could wake up.

[jennaccord_210]

Granted! but you wake up to sum nasty ass herpes infested hooker!

i wish my dog would make me a bowl of cereal! yum

[Brandoncb7]

dammit, not again...

Granted but he makes love to it before bringing it to you.

I wish that my TWIC application goes smoothly today.

[jennaccord_210]

Granted! everything goes great .. but u still dont get the job

lol

i wish sumone would take these damn dogs!

[Brandoncb7]

and we're the meanies???

Granted but they lock them up in your car and they shit everywhere.

I wish my grass was emo and would cut itself.

[ibr_adam09]

Granted, but they're chinesse

EDIT: brandon, I wanted to corrupt that wish, lol

granted, I agree. actually I wish my grass went bold

I wish the iPhone mirror screen protector wasn't so damn sexy

[GHOST 2.2]

Granted, but they're chinesse

EDIT: brandon, I wanted to corrupt that wish, lol

granted, I agree. actually I wish my grass went bold

I wish the iPhone mirror screen protector wasn't so damn sexy

granted, now every iphone screen protector is soo damn ugly.

i wish the wheels on my car can change itself so i dont have to do it.

[Brandoncb7]

Granted but they are chrome and 22".


I wish it wasn't so hot after you take a shower lol.

[ibr_adam09]

granted, it gets soo cold, you get a vagina.

i wish i owned a Ferrari, and i can drive it, and cops will let me go as fast as i want, and the car doesn't break down, and i have no disabilities, and my license isn't suspended, and i can afford gas when i needed it, and i have my own track, and my car don't get impounded, and my car doesn't get wrecked, and the car is not a model but a full drivable scale.

[mappyCB7]

granted it will be blistering cold.

I wish the asian poeple would get more action in movies.

[skilzz]

granted it will be blistering cold.

I wish the asian poeple would get more action in movies.

granted but u cant watch the movie

i wish i could see her right now

[jennaccord_210]

Granted ... but she is blind and cant see you

i wish i was more athletic

[nine_deuce]

Granted, and men all over America watch you work out

I wish the proceeds from your work out tapes would help man kind

[MclovinRR]

granted.... and now every man has fapped themselves to death and women now rule the world and no cars are in working order, ufc is replace with ultimate babble championship, football is now ow-i-broke-a-nail-ball, baseball is extinct, mudding is now said to get a mud bath at a spa, and all cars where turned into hybrids...ALL OF THEM!!!


I WISH THIS (^^^^^)DOESN'T HAPPEN!!

[JoshM]

I WISH THIS (^^^^^)DOESN'T HAPPEN!!

Granted, but baseball will still be around.


I wish baseball was no longer televised.