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    *fun thread* things not to say...

    During sex.. *got the idea from a funny pic, i just want to hear what you guys think is funny!*

    I'll go first.

    "But your sister likes it better this way!"



    next?

    Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


    Originally posted by JoshM
    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

    #2
    "this reminds me of the time i got herpes."

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      #3
      "uh are you in there yet???"

      "are you sure your sticking it in, I dont feel a thing"

      "man its too tiny, can you use a strap on instead"




      Nicole
      MY RIDE


      Yes, I am a chick!!!!!

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        #4
        (her) "oh yeah! oh yeah! harder johnny! harder johnny!"

        (him) " who the fuck is johnny?!"
        The beginning of a new era............................
        165 hp 149 ft. lb. torque sohc non vtec. then....
        184 whp and 149 ft. lb. torque f20b stock now......

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          #5
          "if this is not Johnny than WTF are you?"

          ...........AE86-GTS: SOLD.................................................. ........CB7-DX: SOLD

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            #6
            "your vagina smells like shit"
            14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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              #7
              "honey, i got some cheezy piano music and a cup."

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                #8
                "Are you sure you are a virgin?"
                1993 Accord LX - Sold
                93 BMW 525it - SOLD
                92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
                2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
                2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
                2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
                2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
                2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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                  #10
                  "hold on, gota take a shit"

                  CrzyTuning now offering port services

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                    #11
                    "wait I think I left the dome light on in the CB!!"
                    Originally posted by jboyce
                    i f'd this girl last night i hadnt seen in a while...used to be cute, but when i had her naked lying on my bed i noticed she had gained alot of weight and looked like a manatee rolling around on my bed.

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                      #12
                      i have aids.

                      Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                      Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                      Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                      Originally posted by JoshM
                      Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                      NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                        #13
                        your mom taught me that move
                        ..[CB7][STAR]..
                        MY MEMBERS RIDE THREAD

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                          #14
                          I want my money back
                          umm...theres taco sause all over the place
                          where can I get a refund
                          put palstic on my hot dog I dont want no relish
                          1991 Sedan

                          click image for MRT
                          -Nava

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                            #15
                            shit...condom broke...
                            ..[CB7][STAR]..
                            MY MEMBERS RIDE THREAD

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