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    #16
    Originally posted by stewie
    shit...condom broke...


    "Have you gained weight?"


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      #17
      Yeah, I love you

      Hustle Hard! This is a design of some gear I've been workin on.

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        #18
        "something smells like fish"

        SOLD!!
        Boosted H22
        375whp 298 ft/lbs at 15psi

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          #19
          HA HA HA

          I'de rather be playing guitar hero

          this would be more fun if I hadn't already beat off

          to hell with this...dammit you're really horrible, no no...don't worry...I've got a fleshlight


          could you just give me a blow job instead?


          wow...I was off....that langeri didn't help
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            #20
            Hey, nice pimple.




            I think I pooped my pants.





            You have a what!!!?
            Last edited by lokuputha; 12-18-2007, 05:02 AM.
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              #21
              im sorry i went soft baby but u remind me of ur brother
              Last edited by Juice21; 12-18-2007, 05:18 AM.


              New & Improved 93 Accord EX Coupe




              what makes a man a man?

              Originally posted by ric3rboi23
              disrespect females, acquire currency.

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                #22
                Originally posted by jhondayaaj
                (her) "oh yeah! oh yeah! harder johnny! harder johnny!"

                (him) " who the fuck is johnny?!"
                bahahahaha .... that one made me lol



                i cant think of any now ....damit

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                  #23
                  ohh shit wait, my moms calling me.
                  miss my turbo cb7
                  moved onto volvos. dont know how that happened, just did

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                    #24
                    can your sister join?

                    CrzyTuning now offering port services

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                      #25
                      yo im tired can my friend take over from here?
                      Originally posted by jboyce
                      i f'd this girl last night i hadnt seen in a while...used to be cute, but when i had her naked lying on my bed i noticed she had gained alot of weight and looked like a manatee rolling around on my bed.

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                        #26
                        dont worry about it... its a pearl.

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                          #27
                          husband - "wana have sex tonight"

                          wife - "ugh ... i've been on the shitter all day. idk .. you want to?"

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                            #28
                            So is that it?

                            Wow, I expected more.

                            Does it grow more?

                            meh, it'll do.

                            It's like trying to push a hot dog through a hallway. (Family Guy)
                            Taking over the world one drift at a time!

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                              #29
                              "dont worry I have a diamond dick"

                              SOLD!!
                              Boosted H22
                              375whp 298 ft/lbs at 15psi

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                                #30
                                o.k here i go...i got a few




                                Am i suppose to feel something?..cause i'm not

                                is it suppose to look like that

                                You miss

                                damn.....whats your name

                                your brother did it this way yesterday can you try it his way

                                gezzz did you bust yet?

                                lol..nah for real..come on pull it out....wait your serious that the size....see ya later...

                                get off your breath stinks...

                                hurry up will you i gotta date with your homie in 5 minutes

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