joke

[ncoutlaw]

an little boy comes home ,and catches his mom having an affair ,
he hears someone coming in . so he go hide in the closet . his mom now hears it too , and hides the guy in the closet .
[lil boy ]it sure is dark in here
[ guy] yes it is
[lil boy]would you like to buy an ball
[guy] no
[lilboy] im sure my dad
[guy]how much
[lilboy] $1000
a couple weeks later . the lil boy was in the basement . his mom heard some one coming and hide the guy in the basement , and turned the light out .
[lilboy] it sure is dark in here ,
[guy] it sure is
[lil boy] you wanna buy some boots
[guy] how much $5000
the next day the boys dad tell him to go get his boots ,and ball .
[lilboy ] i cant i sold them for $6000.
[dad] were going to church so you can confess your sins for way over charging
sunday come and they go to church . the lil boy goes to the confessional. he steps in and the door shuts
[lilboy] it sure is dark in here .
[voice] don't start that again

[illestatus]

lol

[kouzie]

I got one...might be old..





Keep the old motor running..



The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk
of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the
hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came
out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said,
'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.'

The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of
their second child. The same nurse was attending the delivery and again
went out to congratulate the old gentleman. She said, 'Sir, you are
something else. How do you manage it?'

The old man grinned and said, 'You gotta keep the old motor running.'

A year later, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their
third child. The same nurse was there for this birth also and, after the
delivery, she once again approached the old gentleman, smiled, and said,
'Well, you surely are something else! How do you do it?'

The old man replied, 'It's like I've told you before, you gotta keep the
old motor running.'

The nurse, still smiling, patted him on the back and said: Well, I guess
it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'

[JoshM]

Damn, that was terribly executed.
I could barely follow the joke.
Luckily, I got that same email a few months back, so I could kind of follow along.

But, decently funny if you actually are able to read it.

[PointBlank]

lmfao at that second one funny shit

[JoshM]

Well, I guess it's time to change the oil. This one's black.'

[jhondayaaj]

hella good jokes...LOL

[GangstaCB7]

Props on the old man joke

[Clean-CB7]

LOL, more jokes more jokes!!!

[kouzie]

Here is another old joke:








What's For Lunch?



An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too.' The redneck opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. 'Hey, don't look at me,' she said. 'He makes his own lunch.'

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

wow

[Lil' Whitie]

Here is another old joke:




What's For Lunch?



An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, 'Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building.'

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, 'Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time, I'm going to jump off too.' The redneck opened his lunch and said, 'Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too.'

Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and cabbage and jumps to his death. The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. The redneck opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death as well.

At the funeral, the Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, 'If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!' The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, 'I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much.'

Everyone turned and stared at the redneck's wife. 'Hey, don't look at me,' she said. 'He makes his own lunch.'

lol i told the same joke cept instead of a redneck i said a blond guy

[jimmybean21]

wow, lol keep the jokes coming

[eulogy_1981]

yo mamma!

yo mamma! is so ugly they have a picture of her at the zoo in the monkey cages
to keep the monkey's from jerking off!!

[djtomy]

good one!