joke

[1990accordex-r]

Your mother is so overweight that when I went to drive around her in my cb I ran out of gas.

Yo mamma'

[ncoutlaw]

my buddy said he was dating an older women , at the retirement home, after an month . he was telling me that she asked him to go down on her . he said ol well . when he got down there he was like wtf is that smell . she said it my arthritis . he said im no doctor , but that not arthritis , she said yes it is . i got arthritis in my shoulder ,and i cant wipe my ass

[doughboy415]

Your mother is so overweight that when I went to drive around her in my cb I ran out of gas.

Yo mamma'

your momma is so slutty,when she sent me a email, my computer got a virus

[Mayhem Tripp Robinson]

wow that killing me.

[Lil' Whitie]

yo momma so fat, one day she wore a red dress and walked down the street. all the kids were like "Hey There the KoolAid Man!"



yo momma so fat she had to change her underwear in the driveway

[cvc7chris]

we neeeeeeed more long jokes..the yo mammas are so middle school jokes

[starchland]

your momma so stupid she brought a chair to stand-up comedy night

[Shag Wagon]

Talk about my mama one mo gin im stick my foot so fah up yo ass that teh moisture on my knee will quench your thirst!!!!

[cvc7chris]

more jokes =]

[deevergote]

F.B.I. Assassin

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. 'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!' The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.' The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. 'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL: Don't mess with women.

[jst_4_kiks]

i got a joke........


Sex is like KFC,
after nibbling on breasts and thighs,
all you got left,
is a greasy box to stick your bone in.

[kouzie]

Bathroom Humor


I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'

And the other guy says: 'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'

Then I hear the guy say nervously...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'

[PR CB7]

prayers

teacher asks her lil students whats the first part that goes to heaven when u die

betty: ur hands miss
teacher: whay ur hands betty?
betty: because its what u pray with
teacher: very good answer
sam: u heart miss
teacher: why ur heart sam?
sam: because is what u love with
teacher: very good sam
johny: ur feet miss
teacher: huh, why ur feet johny?
johny: i dont know, because i walked in my parents room the other day, my mom had her feet up in the air screaming "OH GOD IM COMING", and my dad said "oh no u aint"

[eulogy_1981]

your momma's pussy is so loose when she does the splits she give the floor hickeys.

[JoshM]

That's not a joke, that's just disgusting.