first time for everything!!

[92smokeaccord]

ok so me and my girl got to gettin busy tonight and i slipped in the butt.i was waiting for a huge ouch.but instead i got a big moan and grown.i was like wtf and i honestly didnt kno what to do.then i realized/my male intuition kicked in and i went to town.normally i dont brag but it was mine and her first time in the back door.i do belive congrats are in order..should i be amember of some club or somethong?

[mj213]

You should be a member of the "I didnt know someone else was already in my girl's back door while I wasn't around" club.

Seriously, unless your girl poops soda can sized crap, there's no way she could have taken it without even a "OMFG GET THAT OUTTA MUH ASS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" scream unless someone already primed her pooper for you.

[92smokeaccord]

let me clarafi.we have been goning at it for a few years.then one day/today i got all the way in.get it now.

[noobcake]

OR you have the girth of a 1st grader.

[cvc7chris]

^ lmao..

piitb crew

[noobcake]

who is part of the "donkey kicked in the chest for trying" crew?

[92smokeaccord]

who is part of the "donkey kicked in the chest for trying" crew?

i got slaped the first time i tried it wit her.my face was red for a week or 2

[92smokeaccord]

OR you have the girth of a 1st grader.

no i dont.

[cvc7chris]

who is part of the "donkey kicked in the chest for trying" crew?

never had no problems with piitb before, u gotta get the girls just right n ready for it..u don't just wanna shove it in the butt lol

[MikeW]

This, gentlemen, is why the shocker was invented.

After you shocker, then it's time for the spocker.

After you spocker, then it's time for the cocker.

[JDMDriver]

This, gentlemen, is why the shocker was invented.

After you shocker, then it's time for the spocker.

After you spocker, then it's time for the cocker.

I was reading this and i was thinkin "Spocker?" what could that be? Hey that is like Spock in "Star Trek". But what the hell does "Spock" have to do with this?

So I keep thinking what about Spock... oh hey Spock is a "Vulcan"!! So what?

So i revisit the above again and say to myself ohhh!!! After you "Vulcan" her, then you "Vulcanize" her... Lol (Get it?)

In a misguided & twisted view of the above (which im sure is not what its supposed to be) it made sense and created another humour in doing so... Lol

[excalibur02]

Pictures of this girlfriend??



Lol

[MikeW]

I was reading this and i was thinkin "Spocker?" what could that be? Hey that is like Spock in "Star Trek". But what the hell does "Spock" have to do with this?

So I keep thinking what about Spock... oh hey Spock is a "Vulcan"!! So what?

So i revisit the above again and say to myself ohhh!!! After you "Vulcan" her, then you "Vulcanize" her... Lol (Get it?)

In a misguided & twisted view of the above (which im sure is not what its supposed to be) it made sense and created another humour in doing so... Lol

This...

[JDMDriver]

Thanks dude!

CB7Tuner... Not only do we learn how to fix & tune our CB's but also fix and tune other stuff

Ummm.. hey the "Cocker" was left out.

how does the Cocker look like? Lol Joke

[MikeW]

I just meant you start with the shocker, then move to the spokcer and then you "cock-her".