Need Help!! Quick!!!!11!!!!11!!!!!111

[grey93accord]

OMG my dumbass uncle just told me to put my oil in the throttle body to do my oil change. So after i put the filter on it, i put my intake back on and go to start the car. BAD idea it starts jumping around and shaking and all then smoking alot. Well then the fudging thing kills itself and now it wont start. Its a 93 Accord EX coupe.

[i_love_cb7]

So u put 4 quats of oil into ur TB?? I think the engine is in hydro lock...................... best of luck hopefuly it is not.

[grey93accord]

I put it all in the throttle body. It wont even turn over anymore. I am so pissed off.

[clarksterdotcom]

wait.... is it true.. you placed all the oil for your oil change in the TB and not through the oil hole on the VC?... did you even check the level after the oil change to see if any oil had gone in the motor.. on top of the fact that your TB is what controls the AIR being mixed with the fuel before it goes in the block?!....

[grey93accord]

was just doin what my dumbass uncle said to do

[UncleBen]

did you try blowing in the tailpipe? might puch the oil back out, or get your gf to suck it through

[turboh22aakkord]

wow.. this is the ... ummm... most interesting thread ive ever read... (hahaha).. but good luck man... seriously....

[grey93accord]

did you try blowing in the tailpipe? might puch the oil back out, or get your gf to suck it through

haha, real funny

[1993sE]

ohhh jeeeze...i guess the DIY oil change was useful for some people...but some one should have looked at it


he should buy you a new motor h22 ohh yea

[TampaLou]

Best thread ever - amazing

I dont think your uncle likes you.

Since it somehow ran for a few seconds there might be hope

Lets see if I were you I'd:
check the oil
pull the spark plugs (you'll likely need new ones)
take your intake back off and clean it

Basically undo everything you've done and do it the way you know how to do it

The starter does still turn doesnt it?
Is there oil leaking anywhere?

[grey93accord]

I dont think your uncle likes you.

Since it somehow ran for a few seconds there might be hope

Lets see if I were you I'd:
check the oil
pull the spark plugs (you'll likely need new ones)
take your intake back off and clean it

Basically undo everything you've done and do it the way you know how to do it

The starter does still turn doesnt it?
Is there oil leaking anywhere?

No leaks, but it won't turn over anymore.


As for my uncle...............revenge will be sweet

[UncleBen]

ummm ok you listened to you uncle.
listen to me this time!
find your uncles drug stash, and send it to me please!

[iamanonymous]

No leaks, but it won't turn over anymore.


As for my uncle...............revenge will be sweet

theres no hope man

[laz]

This is funny, I hope it is a joke! But first of all what hole would you use in the intake to even pur 4 quarts of oil? And what is the volume of the intake manifold? Can it even hold 4 quarts?

I think I'll call this thread BS until I see some pics or something, no one can be smart enough to drain their oil, change their filter, and stupid enough to not know where to put in the new one.

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[1badwag]

pull the plugs out and turn it over for a few seconds, repeat a few times until theres not much blowing out . if the cylinder is filled with oil it will blow it out the plug hole. be prepared for a mess, and goggles are recamended( oil will blow out with force!!!!!!!!!! so dont be looking at the motor when u turn it over) cover with towles to help the mess..oils thick so there will be residue left that you cant get..
clean the t/b...PUT OIL IN THE AT TOP OF V/COVER, get new plugs, and put it together and try it.. youll prob. see alot of smoke (like enough for someone to think theres a fire in the neighborhood kind of smoke)and it will last for quit a while.. it will have to burn all of it out of the exhaust system.

you might have cat. converter- o2 sensor issues from all the oil passing through the system.

hopefully it starts and you dont have a internal probs. like bent rods..
good luck w/ one messy job...