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    #16
    Originally posted by Accordance
    Hi, I'm pleased to meet a mentally challenged person such as yourself that knows how to type an use a computer...its really a pleasure...and your a doctor? wow...forgive me for being so sarcastic, but I want to make a donation to your stupid shit fund, I'm glad that your the founder of that fund, I would like to make a very large donation to you and the rest of the unfortunate handicaps out there. mr. OG....lmao

    but its okay, i fixed my problem...it was really quite simple man...I popped my hood open, and there was your mom laying spread eagle on my engine, it seems that the connection between my cock and her mouth was bad, so I stuck it in there real deep and boom the car started right up...you know how tricky that connection could be...silly mothers!!!


    LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO
    Your way of saying...yes Dr. is right...and you are a bitch. Good job.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Accordance
        oh I forgot about ACCLIPSES MOTHER...it seems that I had to give her a nice port and polish...mill her out, give her a nice big shot of the SEMEN booster, now she's working fine...I wonder how many liters of semen I got in her before I topped off...i'm telling you though, she's a good one...she just needs some adjusting...

        awwww man....i feel sorry for you guys, I'll stop talking about your mothers...lmao...
        You don't even know what half that stuff is. How about your WHORE ASS MOM. SHE SHOULD HAVE SHUT HER FUCKING LEGS SO SHE WOULD NOT HAVE YOUR DUMBASS. I bet you were a mistake...

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          #19
          Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao Lmao

          I gotta give it to you...thats the best picture of your mom ever, I took that picture when I swapped her into my new ACCORD...lemme see if I have any pix of ACCLIPSES mom in here...
          list of my mods: suicide cup holder, arm rest stolen from fold down arm rest in the backseat switched to the front!: custom RUST and DENTS:: removed heat shield...lmao...I hate being a stock noob...don't worry, I'm learning FAST!!!!!

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            #20
            Originally posted by Accordance
            I gotta give it to you...thats the best picture of your mom ever, I took that picture when I swapped her into my new ACCORD...lemme see if I have any pix of ACCLIPSES mom in here...
            Ah, this dumbass will never learn. Drive into a ditch while you are at it. Wait you crashed into a SAAB...

            That 2nd pedal, its a brake you know...

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              #21
              oooooo...good come back...you fucking flaming fagggot....i'm sure you know what the semen booster is right?? seems like you get enough semen from dr. cipher...you cum guzzling fairy...

              ACCLIPSE: "I'm so cool, i know about cars, I don't get any pussy, i have no life, i jerk off to assparade.com and wish that I was just like ACCORDANCE"

              wait, the 2 of you could be my sonz...I forgot that I didn't insulate your mothers with rubber when I hooked them up with the SEMEN SHOTS...fuck. more retarded kids.
              list of my mods: suicide cup holder, arm rest stolen from fold down arm rest in the backseat switched to the front!: custom RUST and DENTS:: removed heat shield...lmao...I hate being a stock noob...don't worry, I'm learning FAST!!!!!

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                #22
                Originally posted by AcclipseH23
                Ah, this dumbass will never learn. Drive into a ditch while you are at it. Wait you crashed into a SAAB...

                That 2nd pedal, its a brake you know...
                only reason i crashed into the SAAB is because your mother and sister were both deep throating my balls and I lost concentration on the road you fucking bitch. thats my waving at your lame ass...

                I bet you only drive the cb7 huh? don't have enough money to afford a better car?? or maybe mommy and daddy will get you a civic for you bday or christmas?? awwww...poor baby.
                list of my mods: suicide cup holder, arm rest stolen from fold down arm rest in the backseat switched to the front!: custom RUST and DENTS:: removed heat shield...lmao...I hate being a stock noob...don't worry, I'm learning FAST!!!!!

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Accordance
                    oooooo...good come back...you fucking flaming fagggot....i'm sure you know what the semen booster is right?? seems like you get enough semen from dr. cipher...you cum guzzling fairy...

                    ACCLIPSE: "I'm so cool, i know about cars, I don't get any pussy, i have no life, i jerk off to assparade.com and wish that I was just like ACCORDANCE"

                    wait, the 2 of you could be my sonz...I forgot that I didn't insulate your mothers with rubber when I hooked them up with the SEMEN SHOTS...fuck. more retarded kids.


                    Calls me the ***, while he rear ends other guys Saabs...

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                      #25
                      i hope u see this.
                      list of my mods: suicide cup holder, arm rest stolen from fold down arm rest in the backseat switched to the front!: custom RUST and DENTS:: removed heat shield...lmao...I hate being a stock noob...don't worry, I'm learning FAST!!!!!

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Accordance
                          i hope u see this.
                          See what? Try, try again. Apparently you are too stupid to post pics.

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                            #28
                            I retire..

                            I have fucked with you guys enough...I must admit it was fun, and it distracted me from work for a good amount of time....I hope we can do this again sometime...but now I have to go home...but wait...damnit, I have to jumpstart your mother...so that leads me to my last question...

                            which nipple is the positive connector?? which one is the NEG?? that dumb bitch is sooo confusing...but you should already know that...lmao...


                            LATER FELLAS, its been good...I didn't mean to offend your mothers, I lOVE YOUR MOTHERS...I mean, without them, how would my car ever work??

                            thanks for the help with my car !! bye.
                            list of my mods: suicide cup holder, arm rest stolen from fold down arm rest in the backseat switched to the front!: custom RUST and DENTS:: removed heat shield...lmao...I hate being a stock noob...don't worry, I'm learning FAST!!!!!

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                                #30
                                ok honestly stooping down to the level of insulting peoples mothers is pretty pathetic, you have no way to back yourself up so you start throwing out the most disgusting things about peoples moms that you can, hoping you hurt them somehow.

                                anyway, doctorcipher and acclipseh23 are entirely right, give them credit and stop trying to bash them - obviously something happened when you were in the accident. things bend and move and touch, start looking. trace every wire, are any crimped/cut/fraying? any bare wire been uncovered? all grounds still connected, and positives too?

                                recheck the battery connections, check the different grounding points (which youll find by following all the wires) - disconnect all the connections and sand them clean and reconnect firmly, TRY SOMETHING instead of just asking us. we have no idea what your car looks like and what wires are touching what, so YOU pop the hood and take a look.

                                happy belated birthday, but please, exhaust ALL options before posting up here. when you can truthfully state that you have completely searched and traced and checked EVERYTHING that could have been affected by the accident, and the problem is happening, THEN come and post here. then we can tell you something like, check certain relays or something...


                                - 1993 Accord LX - White sedan (sold)
                                - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (wrecked)
                                - 1991 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                                - 1990 Accord EX - Grey sedan (sold)
                                - 1993 Accord EX - White sedan (sold)
                                - 1992 Accord EX - White coupe (sold)
                                - 1993 Accord EX - Grey coupe (stolen)
                                - 1993 Accord SE - Gold coupe (sold)
                                Current cars:
                                - 2005 Subaru Legacy GT Wagon - Daily driver
                                - 2004 Chevrolet Express AWD - Camper conversion

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