honestly, What the F$%& is this Email about????

[Turbo Dave]

I just got an email and i have no fucking clue what the hell this shit is asking or telling or just what in the fucking hell:

EDIT: this isn't spam, i have an amazing spam filter, someone actually sent me this shit?!?

Hello
My name is Karen Shaw am 75yrs old of age, i Live in new york city] usa.
My Husband is a good merchant, He have several industrial companys
and good share in various banks in the world.
I spend all my life on investment and co-oporate business. all the
way i lost my husband and two beautiful kids in fatal accident that
occur in november 5th 2003.
i am a very greedy woman with all cost i dont know much and care about
people, since when i have an experience of my lovley ones i felt
weak.
i found it difficult to sleep and give rest. later in the year 2004
february i was sent a letter of medical check up, as my personal
doctor testify that i have a lung cancer, which can easily take off my
life soon.
i found it uneasy to survive myself, beacuse a lot of investment
cannot be run and manage by me again.
i quickly call up a pastor/prophet to give me positive thinking on
this solution, as my adviser.
He minister to me to share my property ,wealth, to motherless
baby/orphanage homes/people that need money for survivor both student
that need money/ business woman and man for their investment for
future rising.
So therfore i am writing this letter to people who are really need
help from me both student in college, to contact me urgently. so that
i can make available preparation on that.
especially women of the day, who are divorced by their husband, why
they cannot survive the mist of feeding their self.please contact me
to stop weeping.
probably let me know what you really need the money for, and if you
can still help me to distribute money to nearest orphanages homes near
your town.
now am so much with GOD, am now born again.
may the lord bless you, as you reach me,please to remind you,dont
belongs to scammers or any act of fraudulent on internet.
thanks.
i am deaf

karen

[ric3rboi23]

lol @ the end.

i am deaf.

[F22HB]

Wow crazy stuff constantly happens to you.

[Makaveli2k]

My head hurts. The grammar was so bad in that email, I can't believe I read like half of it.

[accordaffair]

may the lord bless you, as you reach me,please to remind you,dont
belongs to scammers or any act of fraudulent on internet.
thanks.
i am deaf

karen

ahahah this shit is great

[Father Time]

EDIT: this isn't spam, i have an amazing spam filter, someone actually sent me this shit?!?

Looks like one slipped through.

[Ralphie]

Yea its not spam.

[JoshM]

[cvc7chris]

i've gotten shit like that before (WITH spam blocker on)

[starchland]

wake up and smell the diahria its smap

[TurboZach]

wake up and smell the diahria its smap

But he's got a really good spam blocker!

Hit her up for some money.

[lokuputha]

I get these all the time from South Africa

[Mista Juice]

But he's got a really good spam blocker!

Hit her up for some money.

no.. its amaaaaaazing..

[lucid]

canst nut quaint mike angleish words far whiff witch tue scam you

possible responses:

-I don't understand what you mean, but here is all of my personal information including bank accounts, social sec. # and home address. I will help you die if that is what you wish?


-I am blind


-I am not a real human, gotcha!



you wouldn't be so cruel as to deny a reply to a 75 year old deaf lung cancer victim who wants to pay you thru college, would you? Mrs. Havisham, right?

[1990accordex-r]

May God bless you.
I like eggs.