NSFW!!! (or anyone with a weak stomach haha)
EDIT: pics got deleted by photobucket, i guess they have a policy against fugly whores.
oh yes i did pee in her butt hole (in the shower meh) if only i coulda done it when she was on the bed, so she couldn't get up without pee dripping everywhere out of her anus.
I've got a whole crazy story to go with, dont worry. I'm just too tired right now to type it.
So here's a summary:
Whores, whores, whores. Lesbians admitting they want my dick. Being a drunken asshole at a stand up comedy gig at the neighborhood bar, making people laugh with witty come backs to lame ass jokes, getting asked to come on stage, saying ok but i want to sing a song. doing karaoke to some ridiculous 70's black women empowerment song that i cant remember, which was hilarious coming from the whitest mofo there.
Punching a guy in the face for calling one of the stand up comedian women a cunt when she cracked on him.
Being downtown with my friends and some guy going up behind my neighbors girlfriend and sticking his finger up under her skirt and into her butthole, like, totally got it right in the center, her turning around, smacking his phone out of his hands, my redneck neighbor walking up to the wrong guy talking shit to him; dude going "huh?", while the dude who did it was behind my friend. my friend getting punched in the back of the head and falling over into a puddle of water, me just laughing so hard i cant do anything to help, and the girls chasing the guy off with there shoes.
Getting stuck at a drug house because of stupid whores and drama. watching people destroy themselves. Getting all itchy and twitchy cuz I shouldn't be there. fleeing the drug house, dippin out on the whores, going home shaking from anxiety, eating a xanax on an empty stomach. loosing my phone, admitting I might be a little bi-curious to my redneck neighbors, earning the new nick name d-fag
fixing some whores acura legend when a coolant hose broke, for free, having her want to fuck me because im such a nice guy, and telling her she needs to loose a few dozen pounds before that will ever happen. (oh i have picture proof of the event occuring if you so dare to question.)
dropping 2 grand into my cummins turbo diesel for 18" rims and 35 inch mud-lovin tires, loosing all the pretty pictures i should be posting because they were on my phone. i think i know where it is.
making money, spending it all. being broke, in debt, still recovering from drug addiction, doing good, doing okay, getting laid, repeating.
All this and I've only went out and drank 3 times since my over the top party (which apparently i got decked in the face by some dude who didnt know me, or that it was my house, my redneck neighbors beating him senseless, which was why there was blood everywhere.)
living life, loving life, staying clean 98% of the time, and failing forwards the rest of the time. Always getting better, stronger, faster, harder.
im going to get some sleep, some idiot backed into my cb7 in storage and i think imma need a new door, it aint too bad though. made me mad all day, made me want to do drugs, but instead it made me take it out on the whores anus pictured above.
once again, i'm done with the partying for now, i barely go out anymore, but when I do the level of crazy is 10x more intense, my trouble magnet is like on steroids or something.
I really did....
If so I hate Mustangs but I fell sorry for that one.
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