Tonight, after a great thanksgiving dinner with some guys in my fraternity, we decided to go to a party over at one of our friend's house who we heard was having a good party. after pre-gaming it a little bit (some of us polishing off most of a case of natty each) we head over there, and the place was packed. the trouble was, we didnt know any of these people, and they all looked REALLY young. it turns out they paid our friend to buy them beer and host their little shindig.
we think, "what the hell" and start playing some beer pong. i didnt play, i really suck, but i garauntee i could have still won a couple games against them. two of my brothers start rocking the games, and i mean DECIMATING these kids. we didnt even have our good players there, and the high school kids were picking cups and Pickles (one of my brothers, long stroy on the name) was just hitting almost every cup they chose. our guys were doin great. anyway, after a couple games, the guys get bored. i try to make some cash or get some beer off of some drunk high schoolers by challenging them to cup-chugs (i'm good. damn good), but they're suprisingly smart enough that there are no takers.
as always happens at delta sig parties, we started singing rugby songs. the high-schoolers were just looking at us like wtf? after visiting the bird bath a couple times (it is the community outdoor urinal), i start noticing that these kids are getting FUCKED UP but i only have a slight buzz. some of these kids were falling down, almost hurting themselves badly. one kid even hit his back on the fireplace. we go upstairs and there is a guy hunched over the toilet, noncoherent, and in the next room, our friend is holding a girl that is convulsing. someone says that her mom got called, and we decide that this would be a good time to leave. these kids are minors, like under 18, so they wouldnt get much, but if we were caught with them, we would get charged with buying them alchohol, hosting a teenage party, MIP's, MIC's, etc.
so, all in all, i had an ok night, but with way too much drama. i didnt get too fucked up, i had a good buzz going, and i had a good time making fun of some high schoolers.
we think, "what the hell" and start playing some beer pong. i didnt play, i really suck, but i garauntee i could have still won a couple games against them. two of my brothers start rocking the games, and i mean DECIMATING these kids. we didnt even have our good players there, and the high school kids were picking cups and Pickles (one of my brothers, long stroy on the name) was just hitting almost every cup they chose. our guys were doin great. anyway, after a couple games, the guys get bored. i try to make some cash or get some beer off of some drunk high schoolers by challenging them to cup-chugs (i'm good. damn good), but they're suprisingly smart enough that there are no takers.
as always happens at delta sig parties, we started singing rugby songs. the high-schoolers were just looking at us like wtf? after visiting the bird bath a couple times (it is the community outdoor urinal), i start noticing that these kids are getting FUCKED UP but i only have a slight buzz. some of these kids were falling down, almost hurting themselves badly. one kid even hit his back on the fireplace. we go upstairs and there is a guy hunched over the toilet, noncoherent, and in the next room, our friend is holding a girl that is convulsing. someone says that her mom got called, and we decide that this would be a good time to leave. these kids are minors, like under 18, so they wouldnt get much, but if we were caught with them, we would get charged with buying them alchohol, hosting a teenage party, MIP's, MIC's, etc.
so, all in all, i had an ok night, but with way too much drama. i didnt get too fucked up, i had a good buzz going, and i had a good time making fun of some high schoolers.
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