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    #16
    (while talking to her friends within earshot) "nah...she's too pretty for me.."

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      #17
      lick yer finger, wipe it on her shirt and say...

      "wanna get outta those wet clothes?"
      14 Ford Focus ST - stock(ish) - E30 Tune + Green Filter =

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        #18
        "bend over and touch your toes"

        works every time.

        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


        Originally posted by JoshM
        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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          #19
          you're with me, leather
          .

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            #20
            If you were a bug you'd be fly.

            Hustle Hard! This is a design of some gear I've been workin on.

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              #21
              pickup lines are wack and if you use them you are wack!!
              1993 Accord LX - Sold
              93 BMW 525it - SOLD
              92 Accord EX Sedan - SOLD
              2000 Accord Coupe - Traded-In
              2003 Accord V6 6spd Coupe - Sold
              2001 Honda Civic Ex - SOLD
              2013 Chevy Traverse LTZ - Kid hauler
              2003 Acura Tl 3.2 - Daily Commuter

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                #22
                I would really like to see what kind of pick up lines Maple uses....
                "Auto racing, bull fighting and mountain climbing are the only real sports....all others are games."
                - Ernest Hemingway

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Rusty
                  I would really like to see what kind of pick up lines Maple uses....

                  "you look to be a good unhealthy 40, maybe 50 pounds overweight... wanna do the nasty?"
                  "This truck is 100% sh*ts and giggles."
                  "Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary... that's what gets you." Jeremy Clarkson

                  You're not JDM until you have a car built in ohio with tons of bolt ons from ebay.
                  Disregard females, acquire currency
                  BUS 62 AIN'T F'ING AROUND!

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by d112crzy
                    how you doin.

                    seriously that one worked for me.... dunno why
                    1991 White Accord LX 5-speed aka Lil' Red

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by verothacamaro
                      lick yer finger, wipe it on her shirt and say...

                      "wanna get outta those wet clothes?"

                      PSN ID's:Tidashoni
                      1992 Accord EX Coupe
                      My FS Thread
                      Not so DD 2013 Subaru Impreza WRX STI
                      Originally posted by deevergote
                      Boosting with a carb is like being a sniper with a bazooka... it works, it gets the job done, but it's not the most precise method.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Rusty
                        I would really like to see what kind of pick up lines Maple uses....
                        Hi. You'll do.

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                          #27
                          - you have fat thighs
                          - watch this, i can guess your weight, come sit on my face!
                          - i bet you 25cents that i can touch your breast without touching your body...*grabs her breast*...guess you won...i guess i cant do it...*flicks quarter at her*
                          - you a natural blonde? mind if i take a quick peek to proove it?
                          - .....7 inches baby.....soft....7 inches soft *walks away*
                          ..[CB7][STAR]..
                          MY MEMBERS RIDE THREAD

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by stewie
                            - you a natural blonde? mind if i take a quick peek to proove it?


                            aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahaha

                            gotta do this so bad, there is soo many wannabe red heads in this area
                            1991 White Accord LX 5-speed aka Lil' Red

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                              #29
                              I'll give you your money back.

                              Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                              Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                              Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                              Originally posted by JoshM
                              Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                              NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                                #30
                                Nice ones guys lol


                                Ride: 2002 Lexus IS300

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